Married men, I will talk to your wives if I feel like it and no, I don't give a fuck about your jealousy.
Married women, if your husband takes it out on you because you and I had a conversation, I take no responsibility.
I did not sign any agreement when you two got married.
Couples, you can walk through a busy shopping centre holding hands and taking up three people spaces if you want, but I will walk in between the two of you. (Parents holding their kid's hands are exempt of course).
Married women, if your husband takes it out on you because you and I had a conversation, I take no responsibility.
I did not sign any agreement when you two got married.
Couples, you can walk through a busy shopping centre holding hands and taking up three people spaces if you want, but I will walk in between the two of you. (Parents holding their kid's hands are exempt of course).