If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

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So is any Christian still answering questions? I know that some Christian denominations are bent on keeping relics, no matter what it's validity is, so I was seriously wondering if you (Christian) went to, let's say Holy Land, and found Jesus' turd preserved to this day, belonging to nobody, and you knew with 100% certainty that it was indeed his would you:
a) take it and admire it in private
b) take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it
c) keep walking
d) smash it

I'm also making poll for atheists of what they think a regular Christian would do, since it seems there aren't enough Christians here to make poll just for them and there seems to be option for making only one poll.

Well if you're catlick you can always touch it with your willy. This will enholify your willy as anything that touches a genuine (for a given value of genuine) relic automaitcally becomes a class 3 relic.