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I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this
(September 6, 2016 at 2:01 am)Tarasoft11 Wrote: I never really believed in religiong, but I will start to pray to god so I can have a hot girlfriend like this




Congrats-
You are attracted to exactly the expected:
Reproductive age near or slightly before the optimal (23) for reproductive worth.
No obvious sign of ill health or deformity.

Remember there will be a cost.
If sexually successful, you will be on the hook from society & probably your own family to be "responsible."
If you attempt contraception, you will likely fail at some point...Your parents did.
If you follow the usual mammalian male reproductive strategy (knock em up & split) you're going to have to deal with the social repercussions (you jackass.)
If you mature enough to adopt the secondary mammalian reproductive strategy (protect that kid, if you're convinced it's really yours) you should hope that there is a worthy mind behind that face.  50 years with a ditz is really boring.  Or you can get a new one every decade like Trump.  What he will never realize he is missing is 50 years of wonderful shared memories with a great person, an old wife.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: I will be praying to god for a girlfriend like this - by JuliaL - September 6, 2016 at 12:53 pm

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