Do sperm have souls?

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Do sperm have souls?

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RE: Do sperm have souls?

October 1, 2016 at 7:50 pm (This post was last modified: October 1, 2016 at 8:11 pm by cactus.)

Yes, sperm have souls. The sinners are punished in 2 different ways:
1. Banished into an ovum and forced to inhabit the Earth as a filthy human.
2. Ejected from heaven through the urethra, only to wither and die alone in the filthy human world.

If we came from dust, then why is there still dust?

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Do sperm have souls? - by Jehanne - October 1, 2016 at 7:38 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Jesster - October 1, 2016 at 7:44 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by chimp3 - October 1, 2016 at 7:45 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by account_inactive - October 1, 2016 at 7:47 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by cactus - October 1, 2016 at 7:50 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Seraphina - October 1, 2016 at 7:56 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 1, 2016 at 8:10 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by brewer - October 1, 2016 at 8:47 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Jehanne - October 1, 2016 at 8:51 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 1, 2016 at 8:56 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 1, 2016 at 9:02 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Excited Penguin - October 2, 2016 at 12:25 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 12:47 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Faith No More - October 1, 2016 at 9:05 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 1, 2016 at 9:12 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by vorlon13 - October 1, 2016 at 9:19 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 1, 2016 at 10:27 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Little lunch - October 1, 2016 at 10:43 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by vorlon13 - October 1, 2016 at 11:08 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Jehanne - October 2, 2016 at 8:39 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Sterben - October 5, 2016 at 9:46 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 5, 2016 at 9:49 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Sterben - October 5, 2016 at 9:53 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 5, 2016 at 9:55 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Whateverist - October 2, 2016 at 12:30 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Gemini - October 2, 2016 at 1:02 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by robvalue - October 2, 2016 at 1:06 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 2, 2016 at 5:27 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Jehanne - October 2, 2016 at 8:40 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Joods - October 2, 2016 at 1:28 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Primordial Bisque - October 2, 2016 at 1:51 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by robvalue - October 2, 2016 at 2:07 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by I_am_not_mafia - October 2, 2016 at 6:07 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by vorlon13 - October 2, 2016 at 9:02 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 3:27 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by brewer - October 2, 2016 at 3:01 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 3:26 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by The Grand Nudger - October 2, 2016 at 4:20 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by vorlon13 - October 2, 2016 at 4:34 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 5:08 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by vorlon13 - October 2, 2016 at 5:27 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 5:46 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by The Grand Nudger - October 2, 2016 at 5:09 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 5:13 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by The Grand Nudger - October 2, 2016 at 8:04 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 8:51 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by vorlon13 - October 2, 2016 at 8:16 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 8:52 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by chimp3 - October 2, 2016 at 9:48 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 9:52 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by vorlon13 - October 2, 2016 at 10:56 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 3, 2016 at 12:55 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by chimp3 - October 2, 2016 at 10:20 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 10:29 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by chimp3 - October 2, 2016 at 10:38 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Arkilogue - October 2, 2016 at 10:45 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Martian Mermaid - October 5, 2016 at 3:27 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by vorlon13 - October 5, 2016 at 1:52 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by CapnAwesome - October 5, 2016 at 4:14 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by KevinM1 - October 5, 2016 at 9:43 pm

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Bunburryist - October 7, 2016 at 1:30 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by Foxaèr - October 7, 2016 at 1:56 am

RE: Do sperm have souls? - by MJ the Skeptical - October 10, 2016 at 8:11 am

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