(November 17, 2016 at 2:36 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I don't want anyone remembering me by my poop unless it's a state record or something.
Categories still open:
color never before seen
furthest distance spewed
spontaneously combusts upon exposure to air
unflushable even if excreted in an American Standard Turbo Toilet model 1000 with optional titanium macerator
girth to length ratio exceeding G+L/GxL+L^2 (European rules)
nitrate/ammonia/sulfide composite score over 200%
viscosity lower than 8.33 centistokes
recognizable inclusion of more than 18 broccoli florets
the return of Lemmiwinks
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
