RE: Request from a Christian.
December 31, 2016 at 11:23 am
(This post was last modified: December 31, 2016 at 11:34 am by Cyberman.)
A while ago, a band of religious nutters made me a little cross. And then got me fucking nailed me to it. Ever since, I've had even more nutters wearing jewellery of the damn thing, going around saying how wonderful it all was and how it's the best thing that ever happened to them. Fucking ambulance chasers. Well it wasn't wonderful, it wasn't amazing, it fucking hurt. Like a bastard. And my balls were itching the whole time. One of those horrible insistent sharp itches, you know? And did any of those wankers offer to scratch them for me? Did they arses.
And pardon me for dying, if that's the best thing that's ever happened to you, the absolute day from fucking hell for me, you really need locking up before you end up doing it to someone else. Oh, and stop spreading rumours about me behind my back. That's just fucking rude. No wonder I'm ignoring the lot of you.
So yeah, you could say I'm a bit pissed off, yeah.
And pardon me for dying, if that's the best thing that's ever happened to you, the absolute day from fucking hell for me, you really need locking up before you end up doing it to someone else. Oh, and stop spreading rumours about me behind my back. That's just fucking rude. No wonder I'm ignoring the lot of you.
So yeah, you could say I'm a bit pissed off, yeah.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
