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Grow The Fuck Up Already...
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RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already...
Isn't it supposed to work like the prospective Christer, when contemplating the Jesus getting nailed to some lumber, they get all impressed at the pain and suffering angle, willingly endured, and then they get all gushy and overjoyed about the sacrifice (of God to God) and then they get all into committing themselves to becoming Christers ?

(I'd think putting in warnings and disclaimers would kinda mung up the whole tried and true game plan)


And then we atheist scum come in and point out it doesn't make any sense, and that Jesus was only temporarily dead for hours/few days, and then the jesus was hideously tormented by Satan the whole time, and maybe even liked the buggery part a little till Satan ejaculated molten lava into His tender sphincter

AND THAT'S WHEN THE CHRISTERS ARE SUPPOSED TO GET THEIR UNDIES IN A FUCKING KNOT !!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Minimalist - January 10, 2017 at 10:34 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by vorlon13 - January 10, 2017 at 10:37 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Minimalist - January 10, 2017 at 10:39 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Iroscato - January 10, 2017 at 10:39 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by vorlon13 - January 10, 2017 at 10:41 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Edwardo Piet - January 11, 2017 at 9:43 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2017 at 10:52 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Edwardo Piet - January 11, 2017 at 3:22 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Minimalist - January 10, 2017 at 10:43 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 11, 2017 at 10:41 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ignoramus - January 10, 2017 at 10:43 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Chad32 - January 10, 2017 at 10:47 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by vorlon13 - January 10, 2017 at 10:48 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by vorlon13 - January 10, 2017 at 10:48 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by chimp3 - January 10, 2017 at 10:50 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crossless1 - January 11, 2017 at 10:29 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 10, 2017 at 10:59 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Minimalist - January 10, 2017 at 11:00 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 1:30 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by GUBU - January 11, 2017 at 6:26 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by chimp3 - January 11, 2017 at 7:11 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Edwardo Piet - January 11, 2017 at 9:48 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Ben Davis - January 11, 2017 at 8:16 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thal - January 11, 2017 at 12:15 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Minimalist - January 11, 2017 at 12:22 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 11, 2017 at 1:04 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Elskidor - January 11, 2017 at 8:23 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ApeNotKillApe - January 11, 2017 at 8:26 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ignoramus - January 11, 2017 at 9:20 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ApeNotKillApe - January 11, 2017 at 9:27 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ignoramus - January 11, 2017 at 9:40 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by FatAndFaithless - January 11, 2017 at 9:43 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ApeNotKillApe - January 11, 2017 at 9:48 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by FatAndFaithless - January 11, 2017 at 10:42 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 11, 2017 at 11:22 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Ben Davis - January 11, 2017 at 11:31 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by SteelCurtain - January 11, 2017 at 11:40 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 11, 2017 at 12:51 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thal - January 11, 2017 at 1:01 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by CapnAwesome - January 11, 2017 at 11:39 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ukatheist - January 11, 2017 at 11:46 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 12:49 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 12:57 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Autumnlicious - January 11, 2017 at 1:00 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by brewer - January 11, 2017 at 3:18 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by SteelCurtain - January 11, 2017 at 1:05 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 11, 2017 at 1:07 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by FatAndFaithless - January 11, 2017 at 1:16 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by SteelCurtain - January 11, 2017 at 1:11 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Minimalist - January 11, 2017 at 1:17 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crunchy - January 11, 2017 at 1:22 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by GUBU - January 11, 2017 at 8:55 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by SteelCurtain - January 11, 2017 at 1:25 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Autumnlicious - January 11, 2017 at 1:31 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Asmodee - January 11, 2017 at 1:36 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Faith No More - January 11, 2017 at 7:05 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Asmodee - January 12, 2017 at 12:06 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 11, 2017 at 1:40 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Autumnlicious - January 11, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 1:44 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crunchy - January 11, 2017 at 2:48 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by SteelCurtain - January 11, 2017 at 2:03 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 2:06 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 3:04 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crunchy - January 11, 2017 at 4:01 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by GUBU - January 12, 2017 at 5:24 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Secular Elf - January 11, 2017 at 3:11 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 4:12 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crunchy - January 11, 2017 at 5:46 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by account_inactive - January 11, 2017 at 4:54 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by I_am_not_mafia - January 11, 2017 at 6:05 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 5:51 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crunchy - January 11, 2017 at 6:56 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Amarok - January 11, 2017 at 5:58 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by I_am_not_mafia - January 11, 2017 at 5:59 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Minimalist - January 11, 2017 at 9:59 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 6:00 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 6:07 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 7:18 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Amarok - January 11, 2017 at 7:43 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crunchy - January 12, 2017 at 1:38 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 12, 2017 at 2:00 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Faith No More - January 11, 2017 at 7:26 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 7:35 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2017 at 9:56 pm
Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by KUSA - January 11, 2017 at 10:20 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Amarok - January 11, 2017 at 10:59 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 10:38 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Minimalist - January 11, 2017 at 10:38 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Seraphina - January 11, 2017 at 10:50 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 11, 2017 at 11:24 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Faith No More - January 13, 2017 at 12:52 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Asmodee - January 16, 2017 at 1:19 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Faith No More - January 16, 2017 at 3:44 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Asmodee - January 16, 2017 at 6:27 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Faith No More - January 16, 2017 at 8:24 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Asmodee - January 17, 2017 at 11:09 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 11, 2017 at 11:49 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Minimalist - January 11, 2017 at 11:52 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 12, 2017 at 12:02 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 12, 2017 at 9:09 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 12, 2017 at 12:20 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 12, 2017 at 4:09 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thal - January 12, 2017 at 9:09 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 12, 2017 at 9:14 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Esquilax - January 12, 2017 at 9:51 am
Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by KUSA - January 12, 2017 at 10:47 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 12, 2017 at 11:35 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 12, 2017 at 11:00 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Minimalist - January 12, 2017 at 11:06 am
Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by KUSA - January 12, 2017 at 11:33 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Minimalist - January 12, 2017 at 12:53 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Amarok - January 12, 2017 at 1:04 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crossless1 - January 12, 2017 at 1:15 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 12, 2017 at 1:42 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crossless1 - January 12, 2017 at 11:35 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 12, 2017 at 11:48 am
Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by KUSA - January 12, 2017 at 11:39 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 12, 2017 at 11:57 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 12, 2017 at 11:40 am
Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by KUSA - January 12, 2017 at 11:48 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crossless1 - January 12, 2017 at 11:50 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Esquilax - January 12, 2017 at 11:57 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 12, 2017 at 12:10 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Ben Davis - January 12, 2017 at 12:46 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by GUBU - January 13, 2017 at 4:28 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 13, 2017 at 2:11 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 13, 2017 at 2:34 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 13, 2017 at 3:01 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 14, 2017 at 11:16 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 14, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by FatAndFaithless - January 12, 2017 at 11:55 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 12, 2017 at 12:04 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thal - January 12, 2017 at 1:03 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Amarok - January 12, 2017 at 1:19 pm
Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by KUSA - January 12, 2017 at 1:51 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Amarok - January 12, 2017 at 2:06 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 12, 2017 at 2:11 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 12, 2017 at 1:52 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crunchy - January 12, 2017 at 5:24 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 12, 2017 at 2:08 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 12, 2017 at 2:14 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 12, 2017 at 2:16 pm
Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by KUSA - January 12, 2017 at 5:18 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 13, 2017 at 1:20 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 12, 2017 at 5:28 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crunchy - January 13, 2017 at 12:42 pm
Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by KUSA - January 12, 2017 at 5:49 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 13, 2017 at 1:25 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crunchy - January 14, 2017 at 12:34 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 13, 2017 at 2:37 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Brian37 - January 13, 2017 at 2:52 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 13, 2017 at 2:57 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 14, 2017 at 2:40 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Amarok - January 14, 2017 at 4:12 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Crunchy - January 16, 2017 at 10:56 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 14, 2017 at 4:46 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by dyresand - January 15, 2017 at 11:15 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by The Grand Nudger - January 17, 2017 at 10:32 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by ErGingerbreadMandude - January 17, 2017 at 10:49 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 17, 2017 at 11:32 am
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Asmodee - January 17, 2017 at 12:06 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 17, 2017 at 1:17 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Asmodee - January 17, 2017 at 1:59 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 17, 2017 at 3:12 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Autumnlicious - January 17, 2017 at 2:09 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Faith No More - January 17, 2017 at 4:06 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Asmodee - January 17, 2017 at 5:25 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Faith No More - January 18, 2017 at 12:53 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Asmodee - January 18, 2017 at 1:22 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Faith No More - January 18, 2017 at 1:27 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Asmodee - January 18, 2017 at 1:48 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 17, 2017 at 6:19 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Asmodee - January 17, 2017 at 6:26 pm
RE: Grow The Fuck Up Already... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 17, 2017 at 8:27 pm

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