You do know that its not uncommon for straight men and women to indulge and - shock, horror! - enjoy anal sex, right? In either direction, yet!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'