How we spend our time

[brewer]

I think I see 8 inches every time I unzip. The ruler says I'm hallucinating.

And that's why some women are such bad deivers.  All their lives they've been having men tell them that something the size of a pinky is six inches.  Hard to judge distances when that keeps happening.

Is that why they keep asking "do these pants make me look fat?"?

 I'd get bitch slapped if I pulled out the measuring tape.