The Bastard Makes Some Good Points.

[Minimalist]

http://www.borowitzreport.com

Quote:A Letter from Kim Jong-un
To the People of Iowa




PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report) – The following is a letter from Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North Korea, to the people of Iowa.

Dear Voters of Iowa:

In December I became Supreme Leader of North Korea. Pretty amazing development for a twentysomething who at the time was still living at home and spending all day playing Angry Birds. But there I was, receiving the cheers of millions of North Koreans, who usually don’t get that excited unless they’ve caught sight of a pork sandwich. (LOL)

Here is why I am writing to you today: on Tuesday, you will go to your caucuses and choose from among a field of Republican presidential candidates. And let me tell you, the idea of any of these people getting nuclear weapons scares the shit out of me.

This is just one of many differences between your country and mine. In North Korea, we lock up the criminally insane. In America, you let them debate on TV. Right now you have people running for President I would not trust to take care of my plants.

So who do I recommend you vote for on Tuesday? In a word, me.

If you think about it, I am the most Republican candidate of all. In North Korea, we have no taxes. We have achieved that through a conservative policy of no jobs. Also, we have no wasteful “big government” programs providing food, shelter, or safe drinking water. And am I pro-life? Well, try this on for size: I believe that life begins at conception and ends at starvation.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: I’m too young to be President, since I’m under 35. Well, who would you rather have running your country, someone who’s under 35, or someone whose IQ is under 35? (LOL)

I think when you look at all the facts, voters of Iowa, you’ll realize that Kim Jong-un is the Republican who most deserves your vote. And if you’re still not convinced, remember this: at least I’m not Mitt Romney.

Peace out yo,

Your Supreme Leader

[kılıç_mehmet]

I for one, welcome our new North Korean overlords.

[Erinome]

If he adds free pork sandwiches to all his voters, I'm in.

[Minimalist]

It would cost him the jewish vote.

[Erinome]

We'll tell them it's magical chicken that makes you shit money.

[kılıç_mehmet]

(2nd January 2012 18:42)aleialoura Wrote:  If he adds free pork sandwiches to all his voters, I'm in.

Horse meat for me.
But they eat that in Korea already.

[passionatefool]

but the real question is does he defecate? I mean the only true leader, like his father, doesnt defecate.

[kılıç_mehmet]

Korea was still good when it was under the heavenly mandate of Chingiss Khan's descendants.