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Ask An Atheist
#21
RE: Ask An Atheist
Pfft, everyone knows about the buttered cat paradox.

Yes, it has everything to do with your atheism. An atheist must defend his toast.
Cunt
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#22
RE: Ask An Atheist
(January 5, 2012 at 4:13 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How come we still got monkeys?
Because like all successful organisms they've adapted neatly into their particular environments.

(January 5, 2012 at 6:41 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: My atheism has started making funny noises. When I start it on a cold morning it will go chinka, chinka, cahchonink blat, blat pfffffftttt....
Then it turns purple.
What should I do?
Signed Concerned.
Hmm... sounds like the compressor could be packing in. Refer to user's guide for more info. Pdf available online if you know how to google.

(January 5, 2012 at 6:55 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: If I got bit by an atheist, what kind of drugs would they make me take?
That all depends on what species of atheist it was. Refer to medical chart. Pdf available online...
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#23
RE: Ask An Atheist
How many atheists does it take to screw in a hot tub?
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#24
RE: Ask An Atheist
(January 5, 2012 at 7:45 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How many atheists does it take to screw in a hot tub?
I'm fairly agnostic on the matter.
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#25
RE: Ask An Atheist
(January 5, 2012 at 7:45 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How many atheists does it take to screw in a hot tub?

Two, 'cos if there's only one it's masturbationBig Grin
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#26
RE: Ask An Atheist
(January 6, 2012 at 8:10 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(January 5, 2012 at 7:45 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How many atheists does it take to screw in a hot tub?

Two, 'cos if there's only one it's masturbationBig Grin

My atheism raises an eyebrow at your crude joke...
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#27
RE: Ask An Atheist
Why??? Confused Fall
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#28
RE: Ask An Atheist
(January 6, 2012 at 9:03 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Why??? Confused Fall

Maybe my atheism finds crudeness tiresome...
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#29
RE: Ask An Atheist
(January 6, 2012 at 9:10 am)emr Wrote:
(January 6, 2012 at 9:03 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Why??? Confused Fall

Maybe my atheism finds crudeness tiresome...

Maybe you need to not take yourself so seriously??

same with life...It's not permanent.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#30
RE: Ask An Atheist
(January 6, 2012 at 8:48 am)emr Wrote:
(January 6, 2012 at 8:10 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(January 5, 2012 at 7:45 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How many atheists does it take to screw in a hot tub?

Two, 'cos if there's only one it's masturbationBig Grin

My atheism raises an eyebrow at your crude joke...

Where is the crudity?

Masturbation is the correct technical term for having sex on your own.

Hence, no crudity at all.

Now if I had used the terms "spanking the monkey" or "wanking" that would've been crude.
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