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Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
January 7, 2012 at 10:02 pm
(This post was last modified: January 7, 2012 at 10:09 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Here is one of the strangest news items I've come across. It's from the Huffington Post:
Quote:We've seen plenty of weird crime mugshots and heard plenty of bizarre stories. But when it comes to criminal names, this one is ... a mouthful.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was arrested Thursday afternoon on charges of carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a violation of probation in Madison, Wisc.
Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, according to court records unearthed by the Capital Times. He legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.
According to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop's apparent Facebook account, when he's not in trouble with the law he enjoys activities including "eating," "standing," walking," "thinking," and "diamond." He's also single... so there's that, ladies.
Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was apprehended by authorities after neighbors complained of "excessive drinking and drug use" around a local park, the Madison police report says.
Police say that when they took Zopittybop-Bop-Bop into custody, they found him in possession of marijuana, drug paraphernalia, and a knife.
On his way to the prison, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop allegedly told cops that he would eventually "get even with them."
If he plans to do so by challenging the precinct to the most amazing scat-off we've ever seen, we call dibs on front-seat tickets.
From what I've been able to gather, he's a guy from Washington state who goes around bumming rides and he appears to have gotten arrested while participating in the Occupy Madison, WI protests. He is a member of the Orthodox Church Of Jerry Garcia Fans, and lists his favourite film as "any zombie flick," and likes Mexican sitcoms. He claims to look more like Jesus than any picture he has ever seen.
Other interests he seems to enjoy are:
Beets, Watermelon, Watermelon, Watermelon, The White House, Murder, Watermelon, The House Cafe, Barack Obama, Sunfood, Johnny Cash.
And here's his facebook page where I learned a lot of this from.
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RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
January 7, 2012 at 10:04 pm
Pass....
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RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
January 7, 2012 at 10:36 pm
I love Blueberry muffins.
What he did didnt deserve him getting thrown in jail for. They should all be legal.
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RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
January 7, 2012 at 11:43 pm
Another victim of the war on drugs. The knife was probably for slicing blunts.
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RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
January 8, 2012 at 12:37 am
Guilty.
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RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
January 8, 2012 at 1:54 am
(January 7, 2012 at 11:43 pm)aleialoura Wrote: Another victim of the war on drugs. The knife was probably for slicing blunts.
I agree... the only time someone should be held against their will is when they are a proven danger to humanity. Any other time you just boot him out of the community if he proves to be a violent nuisance.
..something many people dont do. Most people want people put in a cage for stupid shit.
So what if he said he would "get even with them". What are we supposed to do with him now? Cage him for a year...to teach him a lesson not to hurt the cops feelings? he didnt hurt anyone and they took his personal possessions and put his ass in a jail...I would be pissed as well.
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RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
January 8, 2012 at 3:59 am
(This post was last modified: January 8, 2012 at 4:05 am by TheDarkestOfAngels.)
When I read the title to this thread, I immediately thought it was somehow about Bill Cosby.
I was dissapointed, but this man is quite entertaining.
He's either a ginormous nut-case or has a glorious and largely insane sense of humor or both.
Either way, I like this man already, though not quite as much as Basilmarceaux.com.
Of all the insane assholes running for president WHY IS HE NOT RUNNING? I am dissapoint.
As to his issues with the law, I don't care. Welcome to the human condition and America's retarded war on drugs and free speech.
Also, more people should vote blueberry muffins. I know I will.
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RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
January 8, 2012 at 8:25 am
hmmmm blueberry muffins 
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RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
January 15, 2012 at 12:58 am
(January 8, 2012 at 3:59 am)TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote: When I read the title to this thread, I immediately thought it was somehow about Bill Cosby.
I was dissapointed, but this man is quite entertaining.
Same here
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RE: Free Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!!!
January 16, 2012 at 12:09 am
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Interesting name.
I once worked with a rather unusual guy whose legal name was: Sub Paragraph 9.
Another was 'Robert Brokenmouth" speed freak and pimp.
The scariest was a 20 year old rather miltant feminist; about 4 feet 10 inches tall,buzz cut and weighing about 50 pounds. (looked like a swizzle stick) Her legal name was "Fury" and she would answer to no other. She was a pistol who scared half the men to death. The rest of us just wanted to root her. 
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