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Mitt Romney Gargles Nutsacks
#41
RE: Mitt Romney Gargles Nutsacks
He shaves the hair off of my nut sack with his buck teeth
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#42
RE: Mitt Romney Gargles Nutsacks
(January 19, 2012 at 2:46 pm)Jaysyn Wrote:
(January 19, 2012 at 2:24 am)Cinjin Wrote: I once said that I could never leave the US because it's my home.


I think I may have changed my mind after watching John Stewart tonight. If Romney gets elected, I'm going to seriously consider packing my shit and heading to Denmark.

I always get a kick out of Americans saying this. Exactly what makes you think "they" (they being any desirable country to live in) will take you?

well, first: I'm not really going to live abroad, I was merely exaggerating my disgust for this country by posting an act of disgust and defiance that I would never actually do.

Secondly: Are you another American hater? It's a very popular sentiment right now. So much so, that it's actually become a fad. That's right, people will actually say they hate Americans simply because it's currently the cool thing to say.


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#43
RE: Mitt Romney Gargles Nutsacks
You fuckin scumbag, Romney. I hope he gets shot in the ass with Joseph Smith's magic mormon underwear on. Phony-ass, smuggy, smiling, elitist, douche.
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#44
RE: Mitt Romney Gargles Nutsacks
Romney gargled my nuts so hard that he caused a vacuum in that pit of greedy lies he calls a mouth hole, sucking my big fat left leaning testicles down his gullet.

My bulbous balls were too much for his for his esophagus to handle, causing him to retch them up through his nostrils and out of his nose holes.

It was quite a predicament. I had to think of something to get out of that awkward, bipartisan situation.

Immediately I had a revelation!

"Since Ive got your attention Mitt" I said in familiar form to the nut gargling Romney; "We might as well discuss rasing the taxes on the upper 1%"

To say that Mitt put up a strugle for freedom from my salt soaked sack would be an understatement. Verily he rocked back and forth as if he were that possessed girl from the exorcist.

"Did I mention I support gay marriage?"

With that said, Mitt the git heaved as if his very ill gotten bank accounts existence depended upon such a movement. He spat my spunk sack out as if it were a proposal for universal healthcare and ran off flailing his arme in the air, disapearing into the horizon.

I look back fondly now on the intimate time me and Mitt shared together.

The closest I ever came to a right winger.
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#45
RE: Mitt Romney Gargles Nutsacks
(January 20, 2012 at 5:55 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Secondly: Are you another American hater? It's a very popular sentiment right now. So much so, that it's actually become a fad. That's right, people will actually say they hate Americans simply because it's currently the cool thing to say.

I live in Florida, so of course I hate Americans, duh. Big Grin

BTW, 30+ years isn't really a fad.

"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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