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Dear Forum...
#1
Dear Forum...
good morning forum...uhm i had another interesting dream last night...
and the details of the dream are not important.

i just woke up and i wanted to share this with you like as soon as possible but...yesterday i was thinking about how a lot of atheists have been bombarding my last thread and been bombarding my posts and they have been saying really cruel things about god,about jesus, about my father,my heavenly father AND
i have a question for all of you...for all of you atheists out there:

if god doesn't exist,who wrote the bible?

think about that one,think about it.
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#2
RE: Dear Forum...
No offense, but did you not know the bible is a collaboration of stories put together by people? While other popular stories that were considered to be put in the bible.. didnt make it in the bible..

I think that pretty much wraps this up, dont you think?
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#3
RE: Dear Forum...
Welcome. Oh, please make sure you read the forum rules.

Who written the bible, indeed? Cool Shades
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#4
RE: Dear Forum...
If Luke Skywalker didn't exist, who blew up the Death Star?

If Sauron didn't exist, who was Lord of Mordor?

If Puff the Magic Dragon doesn't exist, who ate all the rhododendrons in my garden?

You get points for spelling 'atheists' correctly however.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#5
RE: Dear Forum...
You atheist heithens will die in eternal hell fire! Can you ttell?
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#6
RE: Dear Forum...
It is obvious fact that the book is by-product of humanity. I've seen how the books produced in the factories. More to add, the language is also by-product of humanity, so what makes you think the bible is a word of god?

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#7
RE: Dear Forum...
You guys realise this troll is repeating, verbatim, a YouTube parody, right?

Of course it is hard to tell Christians apart from parodies of them, but, still....
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#8
RE: Dear Forum...
Besides a crappy unoriginal name with 69ing at the end.. Very Christian of you threatening anyone who not only is Atheist but isnt your Religion. You can Fuck off, my good sir.
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#9
RE: Dear Forum...
no god wrote bible, therefore no humans
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#10
RE: Dear Forum...
(January 25, 2012 at 1:22 am)JesusFreeeek69 Wrote: good morning forum...uhm i had another interesting dream last night...
and the details of the dream are not important.

So..... why mention it?

i
Quote: just woke up and i wanted to share this with you like as soon as possible but...yesterday i was thinking about how a lot of atheists have been bombarding my last thread and been bombarding my posts and they have been saying really cruel things about god,about jesus, about my father,my heavenly father AND
i have a question for all of you...for all of you atheists out there:

I can't blame them if it took you this long to get to the point there as well.

Quote:if god doesn't exist,who wrote the bible?

think about that one,think about it.

Mexicans.

*thinks a little*

Yes, Mexicans.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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