I'm working during the day and my wife is working in the evening, I may give her a peck on the cheek as we pass.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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| Poll: So just what are you going to surprise your significant other with?? This poll is closed. |
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| A single Rose and Dancing (ala Richard Gere- Shall we Dance | 3 | 12.50% | |
| A single Rose and an intimate dinner for two | 2 | 8.33% | |
| A bunch of flowers and some chocolate...and hope like hell I get laid | 1 | 4.17% | |
| Don't go much for the comercialism but yeah at this time of year there is a special treat for us both | 6 | 25.00% | |
| No sweat!! Got the new frypan and Iron for her and a new apron!! I'm set!! | 6 | 25.00% | |
| Ummm What's Valentines Day?? | 6 | 25.00% | |
| Total | 24 vote(s) | 100% | |
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And NOW...something Vitally important!!
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 You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
A girlfriend and I are going to tart up and take ourselves out like a single girl cliche. There's a possibility I'm getting it made up to me the next weekend, but I'm not holding my breath.
I'll just celebrate virtually with y'all. 
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Popcorn and movies while cuddling... can't get better than this.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
No significant other, so I expect I'll be fixing myself something nice for dinner and having a few pints.
New dildo and a card that says 'go fuck yourself'.
Drugs?
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I bought lobster tails today to make her favorite dinner.
Am I fucking romantic or what?  RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 9, 2012 at 7:34 pm
(This post was last modified: February 9, 2012 at 7:39 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
I have never received a Valentine card,but I've sent a few,and a fat lot of good it did me...
I once made the mistake of asking a girl at work; "What did your boyfriend give you for Valentine's Day?" Her response: "Semen" ( I swear that is true) Not a mistake one makes twice. (February 9, 2012 at 7:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I bought lobster tails today to make her favorite dinner. Well, I certainly hope so,after all that effort  Yair,youse is worth your weight in cocky shit,fair dinkum. Aussie definition of foreplay: An elbow in the ribs followed by "you awake?" New Zealand; shearing. RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 10, 2012 at 3:49 am
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2012 at 3:50 am by 5thHorseman.)
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