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And NOW...something Vitally important!!

Poll: So just what are you going to surprise your significant other with??
This poll is closed.
A single Rose and Dancing (ala Richard Gere- Shall we Dance
12.50%
 3 12.50%
A single Rose and an intimate dinner for two
8.33%
 2 8.33%
A bunch of flowers and some chocolate...and hope like hell I get laid
4.17%
 1 4.17%
Don't go much for the comercialism but yeah at this time of year there is a special treat for us both
25.00%
 6 25.00%
No sweat!! Got the new frypan and Iron for her and a new apron!! I'm set!!
25.00%
 6 25.00%
Ummm What's Valentines Day??
25.00%
 6 25.00%
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And NOW...something Vitally important!!
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RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 10, 2012 at 7:57 pm
The romance on this board astounds me. This is actually one of my favorite holidays, single or not.
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RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 10, 2012 at 7:59 pm
Some of us leverage something other than romance when we lure in our mates...Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#43
RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 10, 2012 at 8:00 pm
(February 10, 2012 at 7:57 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: The romance on this board astounds me. This is actually one of my favorite holidays, single or not.

Are you single too?
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RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 10, 2012 at 8:01 pm
Aye.
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RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 10, 2012 at 10:34 pm
Spent 30 years of being single...so now that I am not, I am going to get as much romance as I can!!
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RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 10, 2012 at 10:42 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2012 at 11:04 pm by Whateverist.)
(February 9, 2012 at 7:34 pm)padraic Wrote: Aussie definition of foreplay: An elbow in the ribs followed by "you awake?"

You smooth devil, you. I'm totally stealing this line.

(February 10, 2012 at 3:31 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: "Garden writing is often very tame, a real waste when you think how opinionated, inquisitive, irreverent and lascivious gardeners themselves tend to be. Nobody talks much about the muscular limbs, dark, swollen buds, strip-tease trees and unholy beauty that have made us all slaves of the Goddess Flora." ~Ketzel Levine

Oh I get mad garden cravings too. On garden websites my 'handle' is serialplantfetishist. I want em all. Some forms of lust are never fully sated.

Here are a couple of flowers to excite my queen's eye:

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Dracunculus vulgaris redux. by serialplantfetishist, on Flickr

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Ring those bells in the morning by serialplantfetishist, on Flickr

And here is a counterpart with my hand for a comparison:

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Size comparison. by serialplantfetishist, on Flickr

Wait, you should also get a rose:

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'The Prince', a rose with a black hole at its center. by serialplantfetishist, on Flickr

How about some earrings to go with that?

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Agapetes 'Ludgvan Cross' by serialplantfetishist, on Flickr

I'm not really much of a romantic where Valentines day is concerned but I can always get fired up to talk about plants and flowers.
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#47
RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 10, 2012 at 11:20 pm
(February 10, 2012 at 10:34 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Spent 30 years of being single...so now that I am not, I am going to get as much romance as I can!!

Eh..is February the 14th your anniversary?
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RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 10, 2012 at 11:22 pm
whateverist, please, I'm alone and naked here, and that will lead me down a primrose path to nowhere good. Tongue
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RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 10, 2012 at 11:24 pm
Yes Mehm... it is.
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#50
RE: And NOW...something Vitally important!!
February 10, 2012 at 11:35 pm
Actually, St Valentine's Day seems to be as phony as everything else associated with xtianity.

Quote:Historian Jack Oruch has made the case that the traditions associated with "Valentine's Day", documented in Geoffrey Chaucer's Parliament of Foules and set in the fictional context of an old tradition, had no such tradition before Chaucer.[20] He argues that the speculative explanation of sentimental customs, posing as historical fact, had their origins among 18th-century antiquaries, notably Alban Butler, the author of Butler's Lives of Saints, and have been perpetuated even by respectable modern scholars. In the French 14th-century manuscript illumination from a Vies des Saints (illustration above), Saint Valentine, bishop of Terni, oversees the construction of his basilica at Terni; there is no suggestion here yet that the bishop was a patron of lovers
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