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10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
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21st February 2012, 01:39
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
Hearing about beer doesn't make me want to get drunk on Jesus.
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"This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
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21st February 2012, 01:48
(This post was last modified: 21st February 2012 01:51 by Stimbo.)
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
Hearing someone else talking about beer doesn't make me want to hurt them (and might even make me want beer myself).
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'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come and save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris. Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do. Remember, if we don't sin, poor old Jesus died for nothing. |
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21st February 2012, 01:53
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
Beer freaks don't knock on my door to tell me the good news about beer.
Not that I would mind, as long as they brought samples. |
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"This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
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21st February 2012, 05:12
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Re: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
No one ever tried to make me feel,ashamed of myself for not wanting a beer.
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21st February 2012, 05:35
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
Nailing one to a stick is a lot more dramatically messy.
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'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come and save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris. Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do. Remember, if we don't sin, poor old Jesus died for nothing. |
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21st February 2012, 05:41
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"This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
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21st February 2012, 05:46
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
Nice rescue. Clearly I overthought it. Or underthought it. I didn't apply the correct amount of thought, is basically my point.
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'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come and save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris. Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do. Remember, if we don't sin, poor old Jesus died for nothing. |
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21st February 2012, 06:33
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
On the other hand, nailing beer to a stick is a waste of a perfectly good beer.
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"This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
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21st February 2012, 20:42
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RE: 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
Also a perfectly good stick. Not to mention the nails.
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'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come and save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris. Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do. Remember, if we don't sin, poor old Jesus died for nothing. |
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