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Best way of saying Dead!
#1
Best way of saying Dead!
I personally like:

Popped your clogs

And

Kicked the bucket Tongue
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#2
RE: Best way of saying Dead!
Mort. It sounds much better when uttered with a French accent.

Croaked.
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#3
RE: Best way of saying Dead!
Checked out
expired
no more
mulched
a goner
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“Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.”

― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
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#4
RE: Best way of saying Dead!
Tot (pronounced tote).
Kaput (I'm sorry, but I love to use that to irk german speakers to no end) "Dein Oma is kaput!"
What is a drop of rain... compared to the storm?

What is a thought... compared to a mind?
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#5
RE: Best way of saying Dead!
Respirationally-challenged.
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#6
RE: Best way of saying Dead!
Ah, but you can be unable to breathe and live, Min.
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#7
RE: Best way of saying Dead!
Probably just pining for the fjords.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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#8
RE: Best way of saying Dead!
Wasted XD
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#9
RE: Best way of saying Dead!
The last word-----?

Man is not so much a rational animal as a rationalising one.
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#10
RE: Best way of saying Dead!
Run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible.

Its more than comedy. Its poetry.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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