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Oklahoma's "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.
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Oklahoma's "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.
Brilliant Democratic State Senator Tacks ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’ Clause to Oklahoma’s Personhood Bill.

http://jezebel.com/5883026/brilliant-dem...nhood-bill
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RE: Oklahoma's "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.
The land of the weird.
Not as weird as japan maybe.
But goddamn you're trying.
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RE: Oklahoma's "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.
(March 1, 2012 at 2:06 am)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: The land of the weird.
Not as weird as japan maybe.
But goddamn you're trying.

Doesn't help that I live in America...

If there was every someone 'weird'... she's me.

And with bizarre fetishes that even I don't wish to explain. Angel
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Oklahoma's "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.
Someone had to do it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk



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RE: Oklahoma's "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.
And what of EVERY unfertilised EGG that a female "aborts" EVERY period from the age of 12 years??
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RE: Oklahoma's "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.
(March 1, 2012 at 8:34 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: And what of EVERY unfertilised EGG that a female "aborts" EVERY period from the age of 12 years??

*Extreme sarcasm on* Well, don't some religions have this figured out? No matter what a woman does she still isn't good enough to go to heaven without her husband's blessing (or something to that effect).
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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RE: Oklahoma's "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.
Won't someone think of the zygotes?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Oklahoma's "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.
Indeed... all men should fuck girls nearly on their periods until they can get her pregnant, so as to prevent scarring her from her own repeated murders!

Infact... starting early means it'll never happen again Tiger
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Oklahoma's "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.
(March 1, 2012 at 10:52 am)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:
(March 1, 2012 at 8:34 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: And what of EVERY unfertilised EGG that a female "aborts" EVERY period from the age of 12 years??

*Extreme sarcasm on* Well, don't some religions have this figured out? No matter what a woman does she still isn't good enough to go to heaven without her husband's blessing (or something to that effect).

Hell yeah!! We REALLY need a [ Sarcasm ] smilie!! Big Grin
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RE: Oklahoma's "Every Sperm is Sacred" bill.
Tib is pretty accommodating if you find him one, that's how we ended up with Jerkoff
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