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This is what passes for christian children's educational material
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RE: This is what passes for christian children's educational material
http://www.conservapedia.com

Quote:Lorax movie defies Biblical principles - In a liberal attack on Genesis 1:28, the animated 3-D feature based on the Dr. Seuss book claims that any use of forests would inevitably result in a scorched-earth policy to keep up with demand. (Washington Times, 3/3/12)
The film ignores basic conservation principles, such as forest management and wise use.

According to this site, Dr. Seuss is an anti-biblical communist that you should keep your children from.
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#12
RE: This is what passes for christian children's educational material
Quote:"Children often have a big problem understanding how dinosaurs fit with Creation and the Bible.

Apparently children are born knowing much and gradually have it stomped out of them by asshole fundies.

The fundie goal is to make their children as stupid as they are!
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#13
RE: This is what passes for christian children's educational material
I am laughing thinking about how someone like him would probably react if he caught an atheist giving his child "The Magic of Reality" XD
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#14
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(March 3, 2012 at 11:20 pm)Rhythm Wrote: For anyone wondering, it's a terrible movie....completely butchered one of my favorite books.

Well damn, now I don't want to watch it anymore Smile
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#15
RE: This is what passes for christian children's educational material
Hey, don't let my humble review stop you. If I said it was Mystery Science Theater level bad that might be a reason to go see it (and it is).
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Whenever I jump into an argument with an idiot, I wonder how such absurd tales are tossed around as fact, now I know... You have to get the hook in them while they're young, and what better way (or more devious way) than to do it with dinosaurs!

My heart weeps for the generation.
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#17
RE: This is what passes for christian children's educational material
If you that shit is fucked up watch this





Seriously, WTF?????
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#18
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(March 5, 2012 at 7:26 am)Zen Badger Wrote: If you that shit is fucked up watch this





Seriously, WTF?????

LOL..they are discussing evolution, not gravity...someone has edited "gravity" over their voices.
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#19
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we should burn these books of rubbish and bs....it is so stupid it makes my head hurts......for the sake of my migraine lets burn it!
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#20
RE: This is what passes for christian children's educational material
Rhythm, I feel your pain! You know I do. Here are some good dinosaur books for your child:

http://www.amazon.com/Dinosaur-Museum-Un...985&sr=1-7

http://www.amazon.com/Dinosaur-Bones-Bob...51&sr=1-56

http://www.amazon.com/Dinosaur-Priddy-Bo...02&sr=1-25

http://www.amazon.com/Fossil-Factory-Din...02&sr=1-36

http://www.amazon.com/Dinosaurs-Complete...51&sr=1-60

You could just buy him one a month or so, and then maybe that piece of shit book can get lost, or maybe meet the same unfortunate fate as your Scarlett Letter. You never know.

Wink

My kids have Dinosaur Bones, and they love it. They also have My Big Dinosaur Book, and they loved it, especially when they were younger. Sorry your father-in-law is a dumbass.
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