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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
March 5, 2012 at 9:07 pm
At least Mitt Romney's dead father-in-law is now atheist again, thanks to Bill Maher.
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 4, 2012 at 10:40 pm
This is disgusting. Nice job stooping to their level.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 4, 2012 at 10:50 pm
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(July 4, 2012 at 10:40 pm)ElijahDrew Wrote: This is disgusting. Nice job stooping to their level.
*mushroom slaps Elijah so hard his jaw breaks*
How does this work anyway? Does it add it to a database of gay mormons? Does that even exist?
...its just a random name generator and a button isn't it. -.-
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 4, 2012 at 11:09 pm
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Does baptizing someone after death do anything? Exactly.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 4, 2012 at 11:25 pm
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(July 4, 2012 at 11:09 pm)ElijahDrew Wrote: Does baptizing someone after death do anything? Exactly.
Probably not, as far as I know baptizing ingeneral is a waste of time but the idea of Joseph Smith being briefly teleported out of heaven into a room with no windows and no doors, one heart-shaped bed and a 6ft bollock naked man smiling at him is too good to pass up.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 4, 2012 at 11:35 pm
I just sent Joseph Smith back to the room for another session, hes going to have an ass like a clowns pocket.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 5, 2012 at 12:43 am
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I don't get this at all, and I have no inclination to click the button. Could someone explain what it the blue hell is going on?
Edit: Nope, I chose a dead person; admittedly he (Clive Burton) wasn't Mormon that I know of, and nothing happened.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 5, 2012 at 12:53 am
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(July 5, 2012 at 12:43 am)gringoperry Wrote: I don't get this at all, and I have no inclination to click the button. Could someone explain what it the blue hell is going on?
If theres an after-life then that button supposedly gives the mormon you type the name of the oppurtunity to have hot, sweaty intercourse with a member of their own sex... whether they want that oppurtunity or not. A chance they did not get in life.
Now obviously I don't believe there is an after-life or that the button actually works but I'd be lying my ass off if I said I hadn't typed Joseph Smith and pressed that button at least fifty times. Its the thought that counts.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 5, 2012 at 1:00 am
OK, so I just condemned the greatest thrash metal bass player of all time to eternal buttsex? Clive, if it's any consolation, when Lars Ulrich dies I'm going to put him in a room with himself, listening to himself, and interjecting on his own conversations every now and then, while pushing his hair away from his face in only the smug, self righteous way that he can.
