Greetings Hellbound Heathens...

[Phil]

(11th March 2012 03:25)reverendjeremiah Wrote:  We are talking about "One king" right?

As far as Landover. I was a member back in 2001.

Like i said, still not sure if one king is a poe or not...I personally doubt it. No real christian would admit that god tortured people.

Nope. He didn't say god tortured anyone. Read through the thread, you replied to the right guy and it wasn't one king.

[Werewolff]

(8th March 2012 03:03)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:  ...and fellow saved Christians on this forum.

I've decided to brave this lion's den to answer any questions on my beliefs as a True Christian. I'm a believer in the Bible as God's Word. Unlike some sissy Christians, I don't pick and choose which parts I like. I believe in all of it, including the parts that make no sense. Well, they don't make sense to me as a flawed sinner but I'm sure Yahweh understands it all just fine thank you.

Rest assured, I won't be preaching. That would be pointless anyway as the Bible makes it clear that the Lord has already hardened all of your hearts that you might not receive the love of Jesus and be saved.

Quote:Jude 1:4 For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ

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That's right. You all don't know it but you're just objects of wrath to satisfy the Lord's sadistic glee on judment day. That's why all our wisdom seems as foolishness to you. So enjoy your time in the sun before you spend eternity being burned alive for all eternity by our loving Lord. Praise the sweet name of Jesus!

Welcome!

[reverendjeremiah]

(11th March 2012 06:41)Phil Wrote:  

(11th March 2012 03:25)reverendjeremiah Wrote:  We are talking about "One king" right?

As far as Landover. I was a member back in 2001.

Like i said, still not sure if one king is a poe or not...I personally doubt it. No real christian would admit that god tortured people.

Nope. He didn't say god tortured anyone. Read through the thread, you replied to the right guy and it wasn't one king.

I dont know...I cant keep up with the n00bs. there is one guy on here that is OBVIOUS Landover "Yahwehistheway" and someone Im not sure about "one king"

Anything else and I am lost.

[YahwehIsTheWay]

(11th March 2012 23:44)reverendjeremiah Wrote:  there is one guy on here that is OBVIOUS Landover "Yahwehistheway"

I'M A TRUE CHRISTIAN ™. YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE I'M ABUSING THE ALL-CAPS BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD IN AN ATTEMPT TO USE VOLUME TO COMPENSATE FOR A LACK OF EVIDENCE!!!!!

AND I'M ALSO USING EXCESSIVE AND NEEDLESS PUNCTUATION MARKS!!!!!!!

[reverendjeremiah]

(12th March 2012 20:15)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:  

(11th March 2012 23:44)reverendjeremiah Wrote:  there is one guy on here that is OBVIOUS Landover "Yahwehistheway"

I'M A TRUE CHRISTIAN ™. YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE I'M ABUSING THE ALL-CAPS BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD IN AN ATTEMPT TO USE VOLUME TO COMPENSATE FOR A LACK OF EVIDENCE!!!!!

AND I'M ALSO USING EXCESSIVE AND NEEDLESS PUNCTUATION MARKS!!!!!!!

LMFAO - If you are a true christian, then show me your special holy ghost powers.

[YahwehIsTheWay]

(12th March 2012 22:20)reverendjeremiah Wrote:  LMFAO - If you are a true christian, then show me your special holy ghost powers.

Sorry, I'm all out of Crisco.

[KichigaiNeko]

(13th March 2012 00:27)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:  Sorry, I'm all out of Crisco.

Until next year??