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Almighty God Be Praised
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
(March 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm)One King Wrote: I would never condemn you to hell. I want nothing more than to save you. My God has reserved hell for all of those who deny him. Don't be one of those people and you can worship with me forever in paradise.

Amen!

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You know... worshipping a total arsehole forever WOULD BE HELL! I'd choose the lake of fire over that any day.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#22
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Quote:you can worship with me forever in paradise.


I'd rather stick my dick into a blender.
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#23
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This one will look good in pink, I think.
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#24
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(March 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm)One King Wrote: Sorry, I read the rules a little late and didn't realize that I was supposed to make an introduction first.

I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.

I see there are some good men like Godschild and Chipan here in the midst of the lions. We must keep up the good fight my brothers. We serve a powerful God who is not to be trifled with and it is our duty to try to bring the wayward into the flock. Amen.

To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.


Of course christianity can produce idiots stupider than Godschild and Chipan. But don't feel sad, One King, even you are not the bottom of the barrel. Christianity would not fail to produce idiots even more stupid than you.

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#25
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One King, I think you may not understand how preaching is defined here. It's okay to tell us why you think the way you do. It's not okay to tell us you think God is going to send us to hell. For starters, it's been done to death and I don't see how you could possibly think we've not gotten the message that a lot of Christians and Muslims believe we're going to hell.

I wonder if you pray about it, if you'll still think this is the best way to reach us?
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#26
RE: Almighty God Be Praised
(March 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm)One King Wrote: To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.

Better into the fires than your mental megalomaniac you call God.
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#27
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Quote:Of course christianity can produce idiots stupider than Godschild and Chipan.


There was a time when I would have disputed that, Chuck, but...never say never.
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#28
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Oh I do hope One King starts a discussion topic.

I can't be the only one with twitchy claws ready to pounce on overconfident proclamations.

Its the ones who just post videos then run and hide I can't stand. I can at least respect those who at least attempt a discussion on the matter.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
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#29
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Quote:As long as you can agree to rational debate

Yeah right.

Context:
Quote:I see there are some good men like Godschild and Chipan here in the midst of the lions.


Don't hold your breath.


PS :I don't know the persons mentioned except from the drivel they post. For all I know,they may well be good people who do not hurt anyone,but still all three.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w85t5wxxamk
(March 8, 2012 at 6:22 pm)NoMoreFaith Wrote: Oh I do hope One King starts a discussion topic.


Nah, we already have a surfeit of village idiots. Tiger

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Quote:you can worship with me forever in paradise.


I'd rather stick my dick into a blender.
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A tad extreme. I'd rather stick my head up a dead dingo's bum. Wink Shades
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#30
RE: Almighty God Be Praised
(March 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm)One King Wrote: Sorry, I read the rules a little late and didn't realize that I was supposed to make an introduction first.

I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.

I see there are some good men like Godschild and Chipan here in the midst of the lions. We must keep up the good fight my brothers. We serve a powerful God who is not to be trifled with and it is our duty to try to bring the wayward into the flock. Amen.

To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.

Been there, done that, got the mental and emotional scars to prove it. I also have a question: Why is it christians assume that lack of knowledge of christianity is the reason we are atheists? Most atheists know more about christianity and it's holy book than christians do - it is why we are atheists.
Religion is not the answer-it is the problem. Everything considered, we would be better off without it.~Baubles of Blasphemy~Edwin F. Kagin

"Much better to have the ability to think critically, than the ability to quote scripture. One says you have a functioning mind. The other says you're a parrot." -- The Secular Buddhist
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