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The American South
13th March 2012, 16:41 (This post was last modified: 13th March 2012 16:43 by reverendjeremiah.)
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The American South
For some reason, some people on this forum do not understand how bad it can get in the Southern (confederate) states of America, then watch this:


Trust me when I tell you that these people were holding back because of the camera. If it was just you and them I guarentee you would have heard about that "Nigger Obamy" and how he is the food stamp king. What also you dont see is the violence. These people follow "live and let live". This is what they mean when they say that:

As long as you are a white right wing protestant racist then you are a-okay. If you are anything else, then you stay quite and dont make waves. Accidents happen all the time.

Also trust me when I say that when you see these people look at the camera like "I WILL beat you up", then they mean it. Like when the guy said "Adam and Steve".
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13th March 2012, 16:46 (This post was last modified: 13th March 2012 16:51 by Rhythm.)
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Sounds like home, but, since I can put on the drawl and speak the dialect, they can sound even "homier" when they're in the "company of fellow confederates".

"You a good ole boy, aintcha? I don't have to tell you son, aint nothin you don't already know."

On the other hand Rev, isn't it nice to think that for some reason we've been excused of all of this, that people think this is somehow part of our past?

(that biker was refreshingly honest wasn't he? "I don't know, I just don't" :shrugs: That's downright friendly racism right there..unless you're black, i suppose. )
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13th March 2012, 17:34
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I laugh my ass off at these southern "republicans" living in shacks and trailers.

They should only know what the country club set thinks of them!
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13th March 2012, 17:52 (This post was last modified: 13th March 2012 17:57 by Doubting Thomas.)
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My favorite quote was the "Our president should be American, not Muslim." Yes, they actually believe that all Americans should be just like them, and if you're a Muslim "yew don' belong here, so yews best git."

Also funny was the toothless guy who keeps voting Republican even though his life never gets any better because of it. "But it could get better." Yeah, that's the same blind faith that keeps you thinking Jesus is coming back any day now.

To be fair, I think they went out & found the most retarded, inbred idiots they could find to ask them these questions, but that doesn't negate the fact that the most conservative state in the union is also the most poor.
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13th March 2012, 17:56 (This post was last modified: 13th March 2012 17:57 by Rhythm.)
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Coming back for what, to fix his teeth? Wish in one hand shit in the other.
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13th March 2012, 18:13
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"He's not black....he's a half-breed. But he's black, too."

Oh, Mississippi....what were we thinking when we made you stay in the union?
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13th March 2012, 18:14
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You see what you got from the whole Civil War business? Could've just let us go, but nooooo had to have your precious textiles didn't you?
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13th March 2012, 18:42
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Here are some poll numbers from alabama and MISS.
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13th March 2012, 18:44 (This post was last modified: 13th March 2012 18:45 by Rhythm.)
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That is possibly the most ambigous opening scene ever. From the perspective of a southerner, that hand looks like it belongs to a fucking cracker to me. The lighter one is just some yankee paleface.
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13th March 2012, 19:27
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I think the south should seccede again, and all the racists and creationisths(including those from the north) can live there while anyone rational in the south will be invited to live in the north.
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