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Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
#31
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 19, 2012 at 7:32 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Via the International Criminal Court, where he has already be indicted, and arrest warrants issued.

But from what I know, he's a warlord.
How do you arrest a warlord?
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#32
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 19, 2012 at 7:43 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote:
(March 19, 2012 at 7:32 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Via the International Criminal Court, where he has already be indicted, and arrest warrants issued.

But from what I know, he's a warlord.
How do you arrest a warlord?

The entire world is against him at the moment. He has barely 200 soldiers to help him fight.
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#33
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 19, 2012 at 7:47 pm)Tiberius Wrote:
(March 19, 2012 at 7:43 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote:
(March 19, 2012 at 7:32 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Via the International Criminal Court, where he has already be indicted, and arrest warrants issued.

But from what I know, he's a warlord.
How do you arrest a warlord?

The entire world is against him at the moment. He has barely 200 soldiers to help him fight.

Friend, I've only recently heard of this person, no matter how I'm ashamed of admitting my ignorance, I'm not sure how the entire world is against him. As you said, he only has two hundred soldiers to help him fight.
I'm not sure how loyal these are to him, but I'm also not sure how the entire world is bent on capturing him.
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#34
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
I have never heard of Kony. Who IS this peanut? The spiritual successor to little Kirky Cameron?

PS Is it just me,or does Kirky have one of those disingenuously earnest faces which makes you feel like punching it? Such a face is often worn by politicians in full election mode,and by really stupid people trying to look intelligent. (Rick Santorum wears such a face)

Quote:How do you arrest a warlord?

Well,first, you shoot him in the head.Tiger
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#35
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 19, 2012 at 8:08 pm)padraic Wrote: I have never heard of Kony. Who IS this peanut? The spiritual successor to little Kirky Cameron?

PS Is it just me,or does Kirky have one of those disingenuously earnest faces which makes you feel like punching it? Such a face is often worn by politicians in full election mode,and by really stupid people trying to look intelligent. (Rick Santorum wears such a face)

Quote:How do you arrest a warlord?

Well,first, you shoot him in the head.Tiger
I like that, hehehe...
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#36
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 19, 2012 at 7:49 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: Friend, I've only recently heard of this person, no matter how I'm ashamed of admitting my ignorance, I'm not sure how the entire world is against him.

When he says "the entire world is against him", he means "the popular guys in school are against him".

Quote:As you said, he only has two hundred soldiers to help him fight.

Those are, literally, the die-hards. The survivors of his army of once thousands. For years!
They have an even greater stake in the safety of their boss than the boss himself.

Quote:I'm not sure how loyal these are to him,

Assume they are. To the hilt. You would underestimate that at your peril.

Quote:but I'm also not sure how the entire world is bent on capturing him.

They aren't. That indignant rucus is just plain ol' political correctness. But nobody is going to go in there to take on 200 veteran jungle Rambos. And malaria.
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#37
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 19, 2012 at 3:47 pm)Shell B Wrote: I definitely think he is in there for observation. Many mental facilities are also hospitals and vice versa. He can be treated for dehydration whilst in a mental facility. Furthermore, they have to put him in a psych ward if his behavior is erratic. Regular hospital areas are not equipped for subduing patients.

Right, he's in there for observation because he appears insane. They simply would not commit someone to a mental hospital for mere dehydration/malnutrition so there must be other factors involved - not to mention how inconsistent his highly active physical behaviour is with that of other suffers of malnutrition and dehydration - While you could reasonably expect these people to harm themselves via lack of spatial awareness, wandering into traffic for instance, they simply could not muster a display that is tantamount to a rampage, running around, screaming, jumping, punching and kicking cars and the sidewalk and then masturbating - they would simply lack the energy to undertake these actions, let alone their being likely incapable of attaining an erection or even being disinterested entirely.

And let's not overlook the fact that someone in his position running a charity that took in 14 million last year who has ample access to food and water and literally has a team of people who would bring it to him there is a pretty damn high probability that, even if he was actually "malnourished and dehydrated" his mental state wasn't that good to begin with.
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#38
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 20, 2012 at 1:18 am)theVOID Wrote: Right, he's in there for observation because he appears insane. They simply would not commit someone to a mental hospital for mere dehydration/malnutrition so there must be other factors involved - not to mention how inconsistent his highly active physical behaviour is with that of other suffers of malnutrition and dehydration

Well, yes, of course. He must be behaving erratically. They could commit him for observation if he was behaving erratically due to a physical condition, though. I definitely believe he was acting crazy. I also believe it could have been due to dehydration and malnutrition. Did you know people who are suffering from hypothermia will hallucinate and take off their clothing?

Quote:While you could reasonably expect these people to harm themselves via lack of spatial awareness, wandering into traffic for instance, they simply could not muster a display that is tantamount to a rampage, running around, screaming, jumping, punching and kicking cars and the sidewalk and then masturbating - they would simply lack the energy to undertake these actions, let alone their being likely incapable of attaining an erection or even being disinterested entirely.

I'm not convinced he was masturbating. He would have had to have taken off his underwear and then put it back on by the time the police got there. Nonetheless, I do think he might have found the energy if he was going insane. That being said, I think his family and friends attributed it to the wrong thing and I do believe they are the ones who hinted at health problems. I personally think the guy got really stressed out. He was the focus of a lot of criticism. He has also been visiting very disturbing areas in Africa for several years. It looks to me like he had a nervous breakdown. There is no shame in it. I feel pretty bad for him or anyone who has a nervous breakdown. The spotlight is clearly a difficult place to be, as evidenced by all of the nutty Hollywood actors and those who flee the U.S. to escape the fuckerazzi.

Quote:And let's not overlook the fact that someone in his position running a charity that took in 14 million last year who has ample access to food and water and literally has a team of people who would bring it to him there is a pretty damn high probability that, even if he was actually "malnourished and dehydrated" his mental state wasn't that good to begin with.

I completely agree. My only point was that a person can be taken into a mental facility for treatment of a physical issue. If for no other reason, it is done because security is not as available in typical medical facilities.
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#39
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
Shelly Wrote:Did you know people who are suffering from hypothermia will hallucinate and take off their clothing?

You'll have this rammed into you by the time you get out of elementary school. Or maybe it's just Alaska. Wink
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#40
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 20, 2012 at 11:48 am)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
Shelly Wrote:Did you know people who are suffering from hypothermia will hallucinate and take off their clothing?

You'll have this rammed into you by the time you get out of elementary school. Or maybe it's just Alaska. Wink

Probably just Alaska. I only know because I'm fascinated with Mount Everest.
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