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Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
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Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
This is too good to be true Smile

"RT Wrote:"The blonde-haired, blue-eyed, Christian filmmaker behind the Internet’s most recent famous activism campaign, “Kony 2012,” has been arrested. For masturbating. And being drunk. And vandalizing cars. In public. In the morning.

http://rt.com/usa/news/kony-2012-arreste...ating-777/

ROFLOL
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#2
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
'beat your bishop for KONY'


I'm in.
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#3
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#4
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
What the hell is about this Kony 2012 video anyways?
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Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti?
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RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
(March 19, 2012 at 6:32 am)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: What the hell is about this Kony 2012 video anyways?

America has suddenly woken up to this Kony and his atrocities, through a video, 'Kony 2012', on Youtube. Never mind that this Kony has been at it for at least 20 years already.

But I see suspiciously little of that "blonde-haired" in that portrait of the man. Makes you wonder about the reliability of that article if they can't even seem to get the very first fact right...
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#6
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
Apparently only one person said he was naked / masturbating, and none of the news reports I've read have confirmed that yet. He was apparently in his underwear though, suffering from dehydration, malnutrition, etc.

So yeah, too good to be true, quite literally.
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#7
RE: Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
Evangelical Christian Goes Crazy.

It would barely be news if it wasn't for the Kony 2012 popularity.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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Tiberius Wrote:Apparently only one person said he was naked / masturbating

I have seen a short video of the meltdown, and while he wasn't masturbating in it, he was definitely ass naked in the middle of public.

Here is a link to a video with him running around only this one is blurred out.

Dude flips out
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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poor fellow....a most undignified way to end. Hope he gets the appropriate assistance.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#10
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Is that video actually confirmed to be of him? You can't see his face, so I'm skeptical.
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