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Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
3rd April 2012, 15:38
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That would have been to awesome though.. Although i would have enjoyed the looks of complete and utter terror at realizing that their priest is a hypocrite, a homosexual, and a complete idiot.
(3rd April 2012 15:33)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:  
(3rd April 2012 15:29)SavageNerdz Wrote:  This made my day.. On a further note.. Why not just have videos? >_>

I wish there was a camera on the congregation who was watching the presentation. The shock and horror on their faces must have been precious.
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3rd April 2012, 16:03
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(3rd April 2012 15:38)SavageNerdz Wrote:  That would have been to awesome though.. Although i would have enjoyed the looks of complete and utter terror at realizing that their priest is a hypocrite, a homosexual, and a complete idiot.
(3rd April 2012 15:33)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:  
(3rd April 2012 15:29)SavageNerdz Wrote:  This made my day.. On a further note.. Why not just have videos? >_>

I wish there was a camera on the congregation who was watching the presentation. The shock and horror on their faces must have been precious.

I would have given £100 to see the looks on there faces.
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4th April 2012, 00:05 (This post was last modified: 4th April 2012 00:06 by Aegrus.)
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(3rd April 2012 16:03)Gooders1002 Wrote:  I would have given £100 to see the looks on there faces.
ROFLOLROFLOLBwahahahaha!!!Clap

I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . . *facepalm*

I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American.
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4th April 2012, 00:22 (This post was last modified: 4th April 2012 00:25 by Stimbo.)
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(3rd April 2012 04:37)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:  A priest connected his USB drive into a PC to start his Powerpoint presentation and, instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn slideshow started—thanks to Windows' autoplay.

Don't you just hate it every time that happens? I'll never forget the look on my friends' faces... almost ruined the whole wedding...

(4th April 2012 00:05)Aegrus Wrote:  I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . . *facepalm*

I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American.

Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €
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4th April 2012, 00:31
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Quote:Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €

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4th April 2012, 00:39
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Indeed I am! Well spotted, that man! Wink
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4th April 2012, 00:47 (This post was last modified: 4th April 2012 00:48 by BoyWonder.)
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(4th April 2012 00:05)Aegrus Wrote:  I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . .

I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American.
Quote:Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €

If you need it a couple of times copy it to the clipboard.
If you need it often change your keyboard's layout settings/presets or install keyboard software with the € symbol.
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4th April 2012, 00:50
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Consider getting a proper non-American keyboard. Angel
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5th April 2012, 01:30
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Wow, this totally made my day! Big Grin
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15th April 2012, 18:57
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A rather curious development:

Inquiry into gay images in doubt after theft of laptop
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