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Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
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It is my sad duty to report that the two being held in custody for questioning have been found in a condition described as "hilariously battered beyond all recognition" in their detention cells. It will appear that they fell down the stairs attempting to escape. Before they expired, they managed to scrawl a confession to sockpuppetry and general wankery on the walls in their own faeces and other unidentified bodily excretions.
Our condolences to any of their friends.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
the 'other' excretions were delicious . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
December 3, 2016 at 12:06 am
(This post was last modified: December 3, 2016 at 8:41 am by Iroscato.)
Cobainism has been banned for being a sock of Safirno. Both were ground down into little flakey trollbits and smoked by your Emperor, who is tripping the fuck out right now. I have seen through time, and I now know what is coming.
I must warn everyone!! But first, Imma take another hit of this, it's damn good shit despite the unfortunate side effect of making you prophetic of the oncoming doom that will destroy all we know and cherish. ![[Image: rySLj1k.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FrySLj1k.png) If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
I wondered what the odor was in the staff lounge.
And we're out of Febreze . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Banned Expired for knitting us a sock known as Spikey. And it's not even xmas yet. Side note: baiting the Staff doesn't help.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Well to him it helped. He wanted suicide by mod, and he got it.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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Excited Penguin has been removed from the forum. Permanently.
 RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
December 3, 2016 at 5:05 pm
(This post was last modified: December 3, 2016 at 5:08 pm by Tiberius.)
See people? Patience.
FYI, this wasn't due to any complaint but the fact that he broke so many rules in quick succession. The latest being him purposefully "blanking" his own posts.
LastPoet
Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
If he were to be banned due to his popularity, he would be banned like a year ago. Bottom line is that we tried and we thank the community for their patience.
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