Posts: 431
Threads: 23
Joined: November 17, 2011
Reputation:
8
Christian Software
April 21, 2012 at 4:26 pm
I couldn't decide whether to post this here, or in the technology section, so I decided to post it here, since it gets more views.
Here is some Christian stuff I found, and I decided I had to come back to share with you how hilarious it is.
Christian Anti-Porn
The first thing on my list is a Firefox add-on, and this is the description:
Quote:Flee sexual immorality (1Co 6:18). Christian Anti-Porn will filter links and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not block but warn every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites.
I'm pretty sure that was satirical, but I think this one is for real:
Ubuntu Christian Edition
According to the site: "The goal of Ubuntu Christian Edition is to bring the power and security of Ubuntu to Christians", whatever that means, I assume compared to that "heathen" regular Ubuntu.
That's all I have for now, and if you find anything else to share post it here!
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."
-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
Posts: 3188
Threads: 8
Joined: December 9, 2011
Reputation:
31
RE: Christian Software
April 21, 2012 at 6:22 pm
I think I'm gonna install the anti-porn. Just so that I can crucify Jesus over and over again.
Question: Does opening a Lesbian porn site crucify him twice at once?
Posts: 1066
Threads: 248
Joined: February 6, 2012
Reputation:
7
RE: Christian Software
April 23, 2012 at 7:34 am
Could They get any more wierd?..... wait don't answer that as We already know the answer.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
Posts: 1066
Threads: 248
Joined: February 6, 2012
Reputation:
7
RE: Christian Software
April 23, 2012 at 9:03 am
(April 23, 2012 at 8:56 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: What I want to know is how does one get "Halal" software? 
lol I was just thinking that, it be a sad day when that happens.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
Posts: 4940
Threads: 99
Joined: April 17, 2011
Reputation:
45
RE: Christian Software
April 23, 2012 at 6:03 pm
I guess my question is why any good, fine, upstanding Christian would need a porn alert on their computer anyway. I guess they just can't resist the devil's temptation to look at titties.
And I really do have to wonder why anyone would need a "Christian" Ubuntu as opposed to regular Ubuntu. That's like having a Christian Windows as opposed to regular Windows. Which I guess the Blue Screen of Death would read something like "Thou computer hast a problem which canst only be solved by being rebooted and reborn in the blood of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
