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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Want a girlfriend? Be a dickhead. Trust me on this one.
For some reason this reminded me of the time when this middle-eastern guy was hitting on me. He asked if I had a boyfriend, I told him I was single.
He said, "You want nice boyfriend?"
I said, "Nope."
"You want mean boyfriend?"
LOL Classic.
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Word. Explains why I spent so much time perpetually single.
My advice: don't sweat it so much, and beat it like a rented mule.
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm
(May 13, 2012 at 4:28 pm)aleialoura Wrote: Want a girlfriend? Be a dickhead. Trust me on this one.
For some reason this reminded me of the time when this middle-eastern guy was hitting on me. He asked if I had a boyfriend, I told him I was single.
He said, "You want nice boyfriend?"
I said, "Nope."
"You want mean boyfriend?"
LOL Classic.
It's true. Being an arsehole works.
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 4:32 pm
(May 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm)frankiej Wrote: (May 13, 2012 at 4:28 pm)aleialoura Wrote: Want a girlfriend? Be a dickhead. Trust me on this one.
For some reason this reminded me of the time when this middle-eastern guy was hitting on me. He asked if I had a boyfriend, I told him I was single.
He said, "You want nice boyfriend?"
I said, "Nope."
"You want mean boyfriend?"
LOL Classic.
It's true. Being an arsehole works.
Oh yeah? Well, fuuuuuuuck you.
Babes should start rollin' up any minute now.
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 5:01 pm
(May 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm)frankiej Wrote: It's true. Being an arsehole works.
Well, that explains why I've been single for so long.....
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 5:13 pm
(May 13, 2012 at 5:01 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: (May 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm)frankiej Wrote: It's true. Being an arsehole works.
Well, that explains why I've been single for so long.....
Being an arsehole might work on some women... it'll straight up turn me off and make me leave.
Guys with great bodies are generally either
1: Gay
2: An asshole
3: In a relationship and not poly.
Exceptions are rare, and must be cherished.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 5:45 pm
(May 13, 2012 at 5:01 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: (May 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm)frankiej Wrote: It's true. Being an arsehole works.
Well, that explains why I've been single for so long.....
Here here. . . I've always tried to be polite and respectful of people. In return, they have stepped on me and used me. I've considered becoming an ass-hat troll, but I just can't do it. My nice-ness is too ingrained to be ovepowered by strength of will. I feel physically ill when I try to be a dick to anyone.
What falls away is always, and is near.
Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 5:52 pm
(May 13, 2012 at 5:45 pm)Aegrus Wrote: Here here. . . I've always tried to be polite and respectful of people. In return, they have stepped on me and used me. I've considered becoming an ass-hat troll, but I just can't do it. My nice-ness is too ingrained to be ovepowered by strength of will. I feel physically ill when I try to be a dick to anyone.
Same here. Just can't be a dick. Got plenty of attention, just couldn't really get involved with anyone. Funnily enough, it was the complete dicks in school who got the girls. 
Jess ran off with dicks. They got her pregnant then ran off.
Come'on girls! What's wrong with us nice guys? 
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 5:54 pm
It is easy to be a dick when you realise that everyone else is one.
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 6:42 pm
'Nice guys finish last' and 'Girls love dickheads' are stupid clichés and usually a shit excuse used by passive men who lack confidence.
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