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Meezer worshipper
Zeke Offline
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Meezer worshipper
May 19, 2012 at 10:20 pm
I converted to Chabad orthodox Judaism my 2nd year of med school hoping I could bring myself to believe in SOMETHING. I tried very hard for years praying ritually and even went to Jerusalem hoping for inspiration. I felt like it was all plastic and hollow and a great way to oppress people, use dictatorial and outdated "laws" to ensure one felt fear, guilt and shame if one did not go overboard in trunkling to them, came to know religion is a con game for money making purposes mainly, etc.

My Siamese cat gives me unconditional love. No matter how awful I've acted, he adores me. That's god.
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RE: Meezer worshipper
May 19, 2012 at 10:28 pm
Cats usually expect you to worship them.

Hello.
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RE: Meezer worshipper
May 20, 2012 at 10:15 am
Welcome Zeke Big Grin
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RE: Meezer worshipper
May 20, 2012 at 10:16 am
Greetings strange one who worships cats.
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RE: Meezer worshipper
May 20, 2012 at 11:47 am
Welcome.
Cunt
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Cyberman Away
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RE: Meezer worshipper
May 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Welcome aboard. Nothing wrong with worshipping pussy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Meezer worshipper
May 20, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Welcome. I have 2 cats, so I am familiar with their needs to be worshipped. A lot like every other god.
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RE: Meezer worshipper
June 9, 2012 at 5:49 am
Welcome Zeke

Cats were once worshipped as gods...they have NEVER forgotten this!! Cat
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Meezer worshipper
June 9, 2012 at 6:40 am
I worship my cats too.

Welcome.
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RE: Meezer worshipper
June 9, 2012 at 9:07 pm
Hey Zeke.
Welcome to the forums.
I'll be the first to say, my Cat really needs to settle the hell down. Do you want another one?
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