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God is that You?
#11
RE: God is that You?
(May 21, 2012 at 2:24 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Not really. You're going to have to crank the fundie level up to 11 to satiate my thirst to read something stupid, like ranting about the sun revolving around the earth for example.

What?!?! You can clearly see every day that the sun and indeed the rest of the heavens revolves around the earth.

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#12
RE: God is that You?
Getting warmer...
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#13
RE: God is that You?
(May 21, 2012 at 2:27 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 21, 2012 at 2:24 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Not really. You're going to have to crank the fundie level up to 11 to satiate my thirst to read something stupid, like ranting about the sun revolving around the earth for example.

What?!?! You can clearly see every day that the sun and indeed the rest of the heavens revolves around the earth.

Imbeciles! Have you both failed to notice the massive turtle our world is balanced atop of!?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#14
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Turtle, my ass. Pillars, man. Where are the pillars?

Quote:for the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, and he hath set the world upon them.

1 Samuel 2:8


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Not a pillar to be seen, alas!
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#15
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Everyone knows NASA faked the moon landings, Min.
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#16
RE: God is that You?
(May 21, 2012 at 2:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Turtle, my ass. Pillars, man. Where are the pillars?

Quote:for the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, and he hath set the world upon them.

1 Samuel 2:8


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Not a pillar to be seen, alas!

They cannot be seen by mortal eyes, duh.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#17
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Now you're just making shit up. The Holy Word of God does not say they are invisible!
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#18
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You can't prove they aren't.
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#19
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I don't see them... so they must be.


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#20
RE: God is that You?
Common Sense 1 - Minimalist 0
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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