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God is that You?
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#21
RE: God is that You?
May 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm
(May 21, 2012 at 3:46 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Common Sense 1 - Minimalist 0

I'm praying for baby jesus to smite him.

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#22
RE: God is that You?
May 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm
I see a figure-like shape, but I also know how such things can be produced; or at least interpreted by our pattern seeking brains.

What always gets me is when you get idiots going all frothy over this stuff:

"Hey - that looks just like Jesus!"
"Really? What does Jesus look like then?"
"Well... like that!"
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(May 21, 2012 at 2:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Turtle, my ass. Pillars, man. Where are the pillars?

Quote:for the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, and he hath set the world upon them.

1 Samuel 2:8


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Not a pillar to be seen, alas!

Obviously that big grey-brown thing at the bottom is the turtle's shell. As for the pillars, they don't have to be invisible, just black. Or they could be made of something that doesn't show up in photographs. Or NASA photoshopped them out as part of the well-known scientific conspiracy to deny God. Or... (walks away mumbling to self)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#23
RE: God is that You?
May 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm
The pillars are there. God just made them invisible to test your faith.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#24
RE: God is that You?
May 21, 2012 at 4:34 pm
(May 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm)Faith No More Wrote: The pillars are there. God just made them invisible to test your faith.

You are mistaken. God does not deceive. Obviously, the pillars were painted black by Satan.
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#25
RE: God is that You?
May 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm
I don't know, guys... I distinctively see Freddie Mercury. ALL PRAISE QUEEN!
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#26
RE: God is that You?
May 21, 2012 at 4:37 pm
In that picture, you can clearly see the Earth's not a sphere. Stupid Scientists.
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#27
RE: God is that You?
May 21, 2012 at 10:15 pm
I can explain the photo/cloud formation with one picture ....


[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQt1xdmmEokEfP4eahrPLn...rj5vWn_lNn]


Inkblot: Tell me what you see.
[Image: Evolution.png]

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#28
RE: God is that You?
May 21, 2012 at 11:12 pm
That's obscene! Shouldn't it be over in Area 69?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#29
RE: God is that You?
May 22, 2012 at 5:10 am (This post was last modified: May 22, 2012 at 5:10 am by Welsh cake.)
(May 21, 2012 at 10:15 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I can explain the photo/cloud formation with one picture ....


[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQt1xdmmEokEfP4eahrPLn...rj5vWn_lNn]


Inkblot: Tell me what you see.
Either Darth Vader or two guys (and their chimps) worshipping a weapon of mass destruction.
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RE: God is that You?
May 22, 2012 at 5:04 pm (This post was last modified: May 22, 2012 at 5:04 pm by NoahsFarce.)
(May 21, 2012 at 10:15 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I can explain the photo/cloud formation with one picture ....


[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQt1xdmmEokEfP4eahrPLn...rj5vWn_lNn]


Inkblot: Tell me what you see.

I see a stealth bomber with a spider logo on its back. If Venom flew a plane, that would definitely be it.

That or Siamese KKK twins.
"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically.”

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