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'Millennium Falcon' found at the bottom of the Baltic Sea?
June 1, 2012 at 2:42 pm
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Or just a big rock:
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Benjamin Radford, deputy editor of Skeptical Inquirer magazine,
Quote:said he thinks the mystery will only continue if the divers don't find anything.
"Because then they'll say, 'Whoa, hold on here. We have this image that was taken in 2011. How come they're going back there and not finding it there?'" Radford said. "And there will be conspiracies about that."
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RE: 'Millennium Falcon' found at the bottom of the Baltic Sea?
June 1, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Does Mulder know about this?
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RE: 'Millennium Falcon' found at the bottom of the Baltic Sea?
June 1, 2012 at 3:29 pm
I think it's a publicity stunt to promote the inevitable 4-D Ultra-Def Interactive Ultimate Director's 'Collect-It-Or-We-Send-The-Boys-Round' Edition Multi-Box Set of Star Wars.
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RE: 'Millennium Falcon' found at the bottom of the Baltic Sea?
June 1, 2012 at 5:48 pm
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Well, it all happened "a long time ago". Maybe Lucas is planning to cash in on the new Prometheus film:
Quote:EXT: ANCIENT EARTH -- DAY
Blown across time and space by the DEATH STAR's explosion, the FALCON is spinning out of control across the planet's surface.
Suddenly the ship CRASHES into the ocean, sending an IMMENSE PLUME OF SPRAY (CGI) into the air.
The ship plunges downwards, past amazing SEA CREATURES (lots and lots of lovely CGI please).
Finally it comes to rest with a BUMP on the SEA FLOOR.
INT: FALCON COCKPIT -- CONTINUOUS
HAN SOLO (with CGI facelift to make him look 30 years younger) lets out a madeup family-friendly spacey swear word (like FRECK, or POODOO or something) as he hits the CONTROLS.
The only effect is that FAILING ENGINE SOUND from EMPIRE (and all my other films when they were worth watching).
HAN: Well, Chewie old pal, I think we're in trouble.
CHEWIE: (makes noise like deflating walrus) Rawwwwwrrr!
HAN: You said it, pal. We're gonna be here for a while. Fancy playing that chess game that everyone talked about from the first movie?
CHEWIE: Rawwwwwrrr!
HAN: No? Ok, how about --
CHEWIE: Rawwwwwrrr!! Aarh wrf-wrf ooooouuhh!
CHEWBACCA slowly removes his BANDOLIER, with a strange expression on his now fully-CGI face.
HAN: Hey, old pal? Buddy?
CAMERA PANS AWAY slowly as Chewbacca advances on his old friend.
HAN: I've got a bad feeling about this...
MIX TO:
EXT: FALCON -- SEA FLOOR (CGI)
From inside the ship, we hear the WILHELM SCREAM.
[SCENE MISSING]
And that's how they became the ancient astronauts of mythology and the progenitors of the human race.
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RE: 'Millennium Falcon' found at the bottom of the Baltic Sea?
June 1, 2012 at 5:53 pm
So be it, "Jedi".
*force lightning*
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