Who fucked my breakfast?
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Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
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Grandpa, have you been bathing in cereal again?
Just when you thought fundies couldn't utter anything more stupid....
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
lol this is classic
RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
June 27, 2012 at 4:29 pm
(This post was last modified: June 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm by Zaphod Beeblebrox.)
where did you find this video on a redneck tv channel?
Karl Marxs said: Economics is the biggest thread to human kind,i say religion is,this thing turns people into brainless zombies. p.s: this is worse than history channel. This songs kinda tells the truth about this Classic Hahah check the video out on youtube 1,944,511 views 23,686 dislikes 5,037 likes people arent so stupid after all I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
(June 27, 2012 at 4:29 pm)Zaphod Beeblebrox Wrote: 1,944,511 views I wonder if those likes are because people found it humorous and amusing or if they really believed in that bs.. When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
I can't describe how much I hate Green Day. I once wore my ex's Green Day hoody to the store, and the guy at the counter asked me if I'd been to the concert and remarked on how awesome it was. It took me a second to catch on what he was talking about, but when I did I said to him, "No, I don't go to concerts performed by fuckwits. I'm only wearing this because my girlfriend creamed all over my t-shirt during sex. And because she had such a good time she gave me money for a new Xbox 360 game. I am a man-whore; a man-whore wearing a Green Day hoody in an awkward situation with a Gamestop staff member. Did you enjoy the concert, though?"
Yes, I was drunk. Yes, I bought four games for the price of one. Yes, the staff member's hands shook when he took my money. RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
June 27, 2012 at 5:32 pm
(This post was last modified: June 27, 2012 at 5:33 pm by Angrboda.)
Stupidity is like the coat of a porcupine. It provides its bearer with warmth and protection. Everybody else it furnishes worry and stinging nettles.
he should've gone to my grandpap's house and opened the applesauce. it always had a fresh thick coat of mold, which he'd scoop off and then enjoy the still fine applesauce underneath. that always fucked me up, but he said "it ain't kill me yet boy."
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
(June 27, 2012 at 5:39 pm)jackman Wrote: he should've gone to my grandpap's house and opened the applesauce. it always had a fresh thick coat of mold, which he'd scoop off and then enjoy the still fine applesauce underneath. that always fucked me up, but he said "it ain't kill me yet boy." EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
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