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Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
#21
RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
Hey hey now Thor, you aren't the only one that has to eat, show a little love for our fellow travelers..lol. I like your grandfather Jackman, and to his credit, if we were that frail we would have been history long ago.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#22
RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
(June 27, 2012 at 5:57 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Hey hey now Thor, you aren't the only one that has to eat, show a little love for our fellow travelers..lol. I like your grandfather Jackman, and to his credit, if we were that frail we would have been history long ago.

I've heard of being "thrifty", but..... scooping the mold out of a jar of applesauce and then eating the applesauce under the mold??????

The guy couldn't afford $1.69 for a fresh jar of applesauce?
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#23
RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
lol thor. right on rhythm, he was right in that it didn't kill him - gangrene did. but yeah, there always seemed to be a good half inch of green powdery mold on it. same spoon he scooped it off with, was the same spoon he ate it straight from the jar with - then put it back in the cupboard. haha. it wasn't about affording a new one. he just didn't care (and maybe he was a bit thrifty). everyone in that house drank out of the milk jug (and we had fresh farm milk) and water jug. no biggie.

i don't always have a place to wash my hands before i eat lunch when i'm covered with black asbestos insulation many days, it hasn't caught up with me yet either. we can make it thru. lol.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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#24
RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
whoa...whoa.....1.69?......do you know how much corn liquor i can distill with 1.69?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#25
RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
(June 27, 2012 at 6:06 pm)jackman Wrote: there always seemed to be a good half inch of green powdery mold on it. same spoon he scooped it off with, was the same spoon he ate it straight from the jar with - then put it back in the cupboard.

Pardon me while I go retch....

Eeeew
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#26
RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
(June 27, 2012 at 6:07 pm)Rhythm Wrote: whoa...whoa.....1.69?......do you know how much corn liquor i can distill with 1.69?

20 years in Club Fed worth? Angel
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#27
RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
There is an atheist rebuttal involving a goat and a jar of pasta sauce, its mildly entertaining.
"In our youth, we lacked the maturity, the decency to create gods better than ourselves so that we might have something to aspire to. Instead we are left with a host of deities who were violent, narcissistic, vengeful bullies who reflected our own values. Our gods could have been anything we could imagine, and all we were capable of manifesting were gods who shared the worst of our natures."-Me

"Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to reputation; all of which may be guides to an outward moral virtue, even if religion vanished; but religious superstition dismounts all these and erects an absolute monarchy in the minds of men." – Francis Bacon
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#28
RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
(June 27, 2012 at 7:32 pm)SleepingDemon Wrote: There is an atheist rebuttal involving a goat and a jar of pasta sauce, its mildly entertaining.

Just the list of what's involved is entertaining, although I'm pretty sure it's nothing like I'm imagining Big Grin
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#29
RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
Misdemeanor charge where I live now Cthulu..hehehe. You have to try and sell it to get love from the Fed.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#30
RE: Evolution is a fairy tale, the peanut butter says so.
(June 27, 2012 at 1:20 pm)The Heff Wrote: I've not been about for a little while, but here is something I thought you lot would like. Big Grin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

This video:
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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