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Apparently mermaids dont exist.
5th July 2012, 18:34
Post: #11
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
you guys are all dumb twits. mermaids do exist! i saw one with my own eyes, the very first time i ever took a girl to the movies in 1984, i saw this documentary called Splash. they said she called herself Darryl Hanna in real life - i ain't buyin it tho.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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5th July 2012, 18:38
Post: #12
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
Glad that's cleared up, I guess?
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5th July 2012, 20:33
Post: #13
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
Mermaids are a ridiculous notion. Only a simple child could believe in such a silly thing.
However, THESE photos are depictions of TRUE events. Thank you Lord! ...

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.... but yeah ........... mermaids are just unbelievable. [Image: Cherna-facepalm.gif]
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5th July 2012, 20:50
Post: #14
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
LIES.
Its a government cover-up to prevent us from mating with the fish people to create a mutant hybrid that will rule the land and the sea.
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(5th July 2012 17:47)RaphielDrake Wrote:  What? Its a legitimate question. You don't think its important? If you have some kind of information that makes your belief system stand out from the others I think everyone here needs to hear it.
(6th July 2012 08:04)fr0d0 Wrote:  BTW I've decided that I shouldn't try to out child children. Sorry kids Wink
Translation: Run away! :'(

(21st July 2012 17:11)RaphielDrake Wrote:  "What is this accepted interpretation of the Bible passages that talks about Lots daughters getting him drunk specifically to get pregnant? What is the accepted interpretation of the priest and the concubine?"
Once again, answer the questions or retreat fr0d0.
(21st July 2012 17:30)fr0d0 Wrote:  Hey Rap ;-)

I don't have an interpretation. Thank you for the complimentary Rabbi status though, I'm suitably flattered. I'll get back to you on your inability to use the internet later. Busy having a life here. I hope that you understand.
Translation: Run away again! :'(
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6th July 2012, 04:13
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
I've waited my entire life for a hummer from Ariel, and now this shit? My life has been wasted.
"In our youth, we lacked the maturity, the decency to create gods better than ourselves so that we might have something to aspire to. Instead we are left with a host of deities who were violent, narcissistic, vengeful bullies who reflected our own values. Our gods could have been anything we could imagine, and all we were capable of manifesting were gods who shared the worst of our natures."-Me

"Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to reputation; all of which may be guides to an outward moral virtue, even if religion vanished; but religious superstition dismounts all these and erects an absolute monarchy in the minds of men." – Francis Bacon
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6th July 2012, 04:18
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
(3rd July 2012 19:14)Chuck Wrote:  Mermaids never interested me because they can't open their legs.

Poor soul. Your sexual fantasies are at best unimaginative.
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6th July 2012, 05:46
Post: #17
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RE: Apparently mermaids dont exist.
The government says there is no such thing as mermaids?
Dammit, now I can't be sure that there is no such thing as mermaids!

Also, reverse mermaids? (think red dwarf)
You've thought about it, you've seen it, you can't un see it.
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