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His noodlyness is now legit

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His noodlyness is now legit
Oldandeasilyconfused Offline
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His noodlyness is now legit
July 7, 2012 at 10:11 pm (This post was last modified: July 7, 2012 at 10:11 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Quote:Ramen! Pastafarian man wears a colander on his head "on the grounds of religous freedom" in his licence photo - here.

This is an awesome way to demonstrate religious nonsense.

May we all be touched by his Noodly Appendage Ramen! Pastafarian man wears a colander on his head "on the grounds of religous freedom" in his licence photo

This is an awesome way to demonstrate religious nonsense.

May we all be touched by his Noodly Appendage




http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8272651...in-licence
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RE: His noodlyness is now legit
July 7, 2012 at 10:21 pm
A stripper factory? Well I'm sold.
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RE: His noodlyness is now legit
July 8, 2012 at 7:19 am
Not too impressive a colander.
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RE: His noodlyness is now legit
July 8, 2012 at 8:01 am
(July 8, 2012 at 7:19 am)Abu Taj al Deen Wrote: Not too impressive a colander.


Yeah,that's what I though. Mine is much bigger,and no I will not model it.Tiger
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RE: His noodlyness is now legit
July 8, 2012 at 9:29 am (This post was last modified: July 8, 2012 at 9:29 am by frankiej.)
I believe that the size of the colander is related to your position in the church. All the high up folk have colanders the size of the pope's silly hat.
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RE: His noodlyness is now legit
July 8, 2012 at 6:33 pm
(July 8, 2012 at 9:29 am)frankiej Wrote: I believe that the size of the colander is related to your position in the church. All the high up folk have colanders the size of the pope's silly hat.

Does the amount of holes count too? You know... being 'holier' than someone else?
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July 8, 2012 at 6:36 pm
Yes, indeed it does.
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RE: His noodlyness is now legit
July 9, 2012 at 7:53 am
Pastafarianism has always been "legit" since it was invented, like other religions.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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RE: His noodlyness is now legit
July 9, 2012 at 7:57 am
At least you can prove the existence of pasta.

Therefore the FSM

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RE: His noodlyness is now legit
July 9, 2012 at 8:17 am (This post was last modified: July 9, 2012 at 8:19 am by frankiej.)
(July 9, 2012 at 7:57 am)Zen Badger Wrote: At least you can prove the existence of pasta.

Therefore the FSM

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I think that the Chinese were making a noodle-like food as early as 3000 B.C.E.... maybe even earlier than that

A pretty old religion we have there. Tongue
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