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Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 18, 2012 at 10:16 pm
A place to post jokes that will make me slap my knee and shit my pants!!! ROFLOL ROFLOL ROFLOL
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July 18, 2012 at 10:47 pm
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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 18, 2012 at 11:10 pm
How does a rationalist have her hair done?









In big bangs.


Corny, I know, but it's all I could think of at the very moment.
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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 18, 2012 at 11:30 pm
[Image: heaven2.jpg]

How many times do I have to tell you, there is such a thing as physical reality?
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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 2:24 am
Some of my favourites;


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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 9:59 am
(July 18, 2012 at 11:10 pm)aleialoura Wrote: How does a rationalist have her hair done?

In big bangs.


Corny, I know, but it's all I could think of at the very moment.

My favorite so far ROFLOL Tongue
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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 10:35 am (This post was last modified: July 19, 2012 at 10:35 am by Napoléon.)
What did god say to Jesus?

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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 10:41 am
Took me a minute^^^
Laughed my ass off though.
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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 10:44 am
So Jesus walks into an inn, throws three nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 12:26 pm
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
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