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the creationist museum :)
#21
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Creationist Museum? Pffft.

It surely can't hold a candle to what we have in central Florida:

http://www.holylandexperience.com/hle_park_map.pdf

Where else in the world can you visit Mickey, Shamu, and Jesus, all in one day! And obviously the Holy Land Experience is way better, because it costs $40 per adult ticket.
"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen

"Shit-apples don't fall far from the shit-tree, Randy." Mr. Lahey
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#22
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To think..I came from Central FL to NC Kentucky...and I still managed not to swallow the kool-aid...lol (that isn't the only bible themed park in C FL, http://www.pensapedia.com/wiki/Dinosaur_Adventure_Land)

(I never had time to swallow the kool-aid...whiskey got in the way)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#23
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(August 9, 2012 at 1:40 pm)Rhythm Wrote: To think..I came from Central FL to NC Kentucky...and I still managed not to swallow the kool-aid...lol.

(I never had time to swallow the kool-aid...whiskey got in the way)

Ahhh...if only there was a bourbon-flavored kool-aid...I might drink some.
"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen

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#24
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Try gaelic pagan reconstructionism (as a bonus there's a disproportionate amount of sexually liberal red-headed females involved)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#25
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(August 9, 2012 at 1:12 pm)jackman Wrote:
(August 9, 2012 at 12:58 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Gimme the word brother, we'll drown ourselves in Julips and lose some money.

(also.....you should "tour" the bourbon distilleries....only truly american liquor right there. I've got some buddies out in Winchester too.....if that's your thing...lol)

consider that (the derby) done, amigo. i will surely hit the distilleries too, since i am a brown liquor man - whiskey, scotch and bourbon until i can't raise my arm.

Good man. If you have the patience, make bramble whisky (leave brambles and sugar in scotch for a while), it is the nicest drink I've ever had.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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#26
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(August 9, 2012 at 1:49 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Try gaelic pagan reconstructionism (as a bonus there's a disproportionate amount of sexually liberal red-headed females involved)

I'll pass on the gaelic pagan reconstructionism, but there can never be too many sexually liberal redheads around (trust me I know...I have been married to one for 25 years).
"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen

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#27
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Oh I have the patience...lol. Speaking of, the recent bad weather totally jacked with my liqour making hobby (one of my daughters busted a carboy last week as well -managed to save the fermenatation lock). I'd been promising another (former) forum goer a drink for a bit (among other things) and find myself unable to deliver. Maybe I'll try my hand at whiskey this year.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#28
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jackman Wrote:consider that (the derby) done, amigo. i will surely hit the distilleries too, since i am a brown liquor man - whiskey, scotch and bourbon until i can't raise my arm.

You should definitely go to Mammoth Cave, too.




http://www.nps.gov/maca/index.htm
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#29
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Oh IDK, I mean, its awesome if you're into that sort of thing..but it -is- just a big hole in the ground. Natural Bridge trumps it easily, or Land Between the Lakes. Personally, I'd rather fire off a long rifle on somebodies back 40 than go to Mammoth Cave - unless...of course, I'm super drunk and the female is ridiculously sexy..then the cave is a total no-brainer.-

(do you live in KY as well Faith?...fuck me there's alot of us on this site...)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#30
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(August 9, 2012 at 1:50 pm)Tobie Wrote: Good man. If you have the patience, make bramble whisky (leave brambles and sugar in scotch for a while), it is the nicest drink I've ever had.

impressive. the only thing i want in my scotch is my tounge ... normally. but out of respect for you, i will try the brambles. sounds like a tasty snack, like a before bed drink. i have a little bulleit http://www.bulleitbourbon.com/ (my 2nd favorite bourbon to gentlemen's jack) left, to try it with before i do a full bottle.

those caves are insane. i will so find a time to tour those. drunk, sexually liberated women or not. lol.
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