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Cool ways to torture yourself
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#51
RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 14, 2012 at 6:36 pm
(August 14, 2012 at 12:36 pm)FemmeReasonAndLogic Wrote: Originality is overrated.

Precisely.

Getting smashed in the face? Unfunny.

Getting smashed in the squishy bits? Riotously funny, provided it isn't happening to me.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 14, 2012 at 9:43 pm
Quote:Getting smashed in the face? Unfunny.

Indeed. Yet a great many males (of all ages) seem to consider seeing another male get smashed in the testicles hilarious. Thinking
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#53
RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 14, 2012 at 9:55 pm
Well this is torture debating with people about whether it's funny or not to smash each other with blunt objects.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 14, 2012 at 10:07 pm
It certainly is. We should switch to pointy things next.
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#55
RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 14, 2012 at 10:08 pm
The other side of the hammer?
You can't ignore the people who disagree and pretend it makes you right.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 14, 2012 at 10:37 pm (This post was last modified: August 14, 2012 at 10:38 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
-and there is dangling your nuts in a bowl of boiling water as a means of contraception.


Lighting a fart is always fun for those watching.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFwtZxWFQn8
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 14, 2012 at 11:06 pm
Sorry, pad, if I'm dangling my nuts in anything, it ain't gonna be boiling water.

Oh, there I go sucking the fun out of the thread. Big Grin
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 15, 2012 at 1:23 am
Quote:Sorry, pad, if I'm dangling my nuts in anything


OK,how about luke-warm custard? (just keep an eye open for sharks) Angel Cloud
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 15, 2012 at 1:57 am
(August 15, 2012 at 1:23 am)padraic Wrote:
Quote:Sorry, pad, if I'm dangling my nuts in anything


OK,how about luke-warm custard? (just keep an eye open for sharks) Angel Cloud

Only if that luke warm custard happens to have tits.
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RE: Cool ways to torture yourself
August 18, 2012 at 4:09 pm
(August 14, 2012 at 10:08 pm)FemmeRealism Wrote: The other side of the hammer?

For years I thought that's what was meant by the term 'ball pain hammer', until I first saw it written down and learned the spelling..
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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