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"Counterexamples to Evolution" -- Dumbest page on the internet?
18th August 2012, 00:07
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RE: "Counterexamples to Evolution" -- Dumbest page on the internet?
(17th August 2012 22:05)Gambit Wrote:  ...

I really wish I could come up with as many ways to explain away established scientific theories; maybe then I'd be able to write fiction and make a fucking killing.

Would that count as science fiction or fantasy?
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18th August 2012, 00:19
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RE: "Counterexamples to Evolution" -- Dumbest page on the internet?
(18th August 2012 00:07)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:  
(17th August 2012 22:05)Gambit Wrote:  ...

I really wish I could come up with as many ways to explain away established scientific theories; maybe then I'd be able to write fiction and make a fucking killing.

Would that count as science fiction or fantasy?

I'm going to have to go with fantasy; not even Gene Roddenberry could sell that shit as Sci-Fi.
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18th August 2012, 23:58
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RE: "Counterexamples to Evolution" -- Dumbest page on the internet?
I've become convinced that creationists and related species have evolved to have a digestive tract where a brain ought to be; reality gets fed in and gets turned into shit.
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19th August 2012, 00:03
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(18th August 2012 23:58)Stimbo Wrote:  I've become convinced that creationists and related species have evolved to have a digestive tract where a brain ought to be; reality gets fed in and gets turned into shit.

Creationists conventions then are really one long human centipede.
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