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Watermelon eating tutorial
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RE: Watermelon eating tutorial
August 15, 2012 at 5:28 pm
(August 15, 2012 at 5:23 pm)Tobie Wrote:
(August 15, 2012 at 5:21 pm)Gambit Wrote: There are a lot of those, too. I am banned from all the restaurants where public masturbation is frowned upon, so I feel your pain.

It is a nuisance, isn't it? I personally like to have a bit of a rummage whilst I'm eating as well, it's just inconsiderate when they prevent you. What's next, no open defecation at the table?

You have to have a shit on the table; it's consistent with the joke.

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#12
RE: Watermelon eating tutorial
August 15, 2012 at 5:30 pm
Fuck watermelons, if someone invents a beermelon, give me a call Big Grin
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RE: Watermelon eating tutorial
August 15, 2012 at 5:40 pm
If someone events a beer melon they better fucking subscribe me to that shit.
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RE: Watermelon eating tutorial
August 15, 2012 at 5:43 pm
They wouldn't be able to make 'em fast enough.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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RE: Watermelon eating tutorial
August 15, 2012 at 5:44 pm
(August 15, 2012 at 5:43 pm)Tobie Wrote: They wouldn't be able to make 'em fast enough.

Plug it into my veins!!!
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RE: Watermelon eating tutorial
August 15, 2012 at 6:08 pm
(August 15, 2012 at 5:30 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Fuck watermelons, if someone invents a beermelon, give me a call Big Grin

Does its cousin, the boozemelon, suffice? Big Grin

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RE: Watermelon eating tutorial
August 15, 2012 at 6:19 pm
(August 15, 2012 at 6:08 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(August 15, 2012 at 5:30 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Fuck watermelons, if someone invents a beermelon, give me a call Big Grin

Does its cousin, the boozemelon, suffice? Big Grin

I think it suffices, but prefer rum as the weapon of choice.
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RE: Watermelon eating tutorial
August 15, 2012 at 6:51 pm
I have nothing further funny to say about watermelons. Who knew?
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RE: Watermelon eating tutorial
August 15, 2012 at 7:00 pm (This post was last modified: August 15, 2012 at 7:00 pm by LastPoet.)
There is a myth around here that eating watermelon then drinking red wine you end up in the hospital. Myth busted, no need for the mythbusters there.
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RE: Watermelon eating tutorial
August 15, 2012 at 7:21 pm
(August 15, 2012 at 5:06 pm)Gambit Wrote: I'm an ex chef and I do not approve of this method. That spoon does not have the required cupage for a watermelon.

Fry cook =/= chef.
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