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BBC: Holy Water Banned To Halt Swine Flu
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RE: BBC: Holy Water Banned To Halt Swine Flu
Blonde to doctor :"Is it true you can can catch an SDT on a toilet eat?"

Doctor:"Absolutely! So if I were you,I'd stop screwing there. "


When I was a lad, there were some interesting notions about contraception;

That menthol cigarettes make you sterile

That you can't get pregnant if you do it standing up,

And of course the Perennial: A bloke will be temporarily sterile if he dangles his testicles ice water. (the recommended time varies)

Can't say I ever tried it.However,I'm fairy confident that boiling water works a treat.For how long probably depends on the severity of the burns.
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RE: BBC: Holy Water Banned To Halt Swine Flu
Why would they call it Holy Water in the first place? Just because someone blessed it????
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one."
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RE: BBC: Holy Water Banned To Halt Swine Flu
(July 16, 2009 at 10:09 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Ledo,

I know the answer! The magazine! What do I win?

Rhizo

I admit I asked the question without knowing the answer. Sometimes I am a student and not a teacher.
"On Earth as it is in Heaven, the Cosmic Roots of the Bible" available on the Amazon.
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RE: BBC: Holy Water Banned To Halt Swine Flu
(July 17, 2009 at 12:48 am)Faith Tester Wrote: Why would they call it Holy Water in the first place? Just because someone blessed it????


Doh! Confused Fall

Well done,you are now an honourary Catlic. Angel
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RE: BBC: Holy Water Banned To Halt Swine Flu
If you drink holy water and go to pee later, is that pee than holy as well?
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Leo van Miert
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RE: BBC: Holy Water Banned To Halt Swine Flu
(July 17, 2009 at 11:28 am)leo-rcc Wrote: If you drink holy water and go to pee later, is that pee than holy as well?

Holy WeeWee Batman Cool ShadesSmile

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