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#11
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Oh hai there Badger
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#12
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Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#13
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Hey there. Just so you know I'm actually part of an experiment we've got going on with the Vatican. Basically I stop being a sweet, innocent choir boy for a year and take on the mantle of a rational thinker and Sam Harris has stopped debating to be systematically buggered by particularly frustrated members of the clergy.
From the way its been explained to me Sams re-education is almost complete in that he now has, and I quote, "An asshole like a clowns pocket."
Oh Pope Benedict. You're always using such colourful language. :-)

Anyway, welcome.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#14
RE: n00000000000000000000b
Is there any such thing as an innocent choirboy anymore? If so, and they want to stay that way, they'd best keep very quiet about it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(September 16, 2012 at 8:36 am)Stimbo Wrote: Is there any such thing as an innocent choirboy anymore? If so, and they want to stay that way, they'd best keep very quiet about it.

In church me and a handful of other girls would always go into the women's restroom and talk about what boys we'd make out with.


There is NO such thing as a pure minded choir girl.
Well, maybe there is. >.>
I mean, I was(am) a huge pervert in my head, but when it came to making those thoughts into actions I thought I was going to die from my heart beating so fast.

Now I practically molest my boyfriend. haha

Aaaahhhh...... the good ol' innocent days.


ANYWHO!

Thanks so much everyone! I truly feel welcomed! Big Grin

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(September 16, 2012 at 8:30 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Hey there. Just so you know I'm actually part of an experiment we've got going on with the Vatican. Basically I stop being a sweet, innocent choir boy for a year and take on the mantle of a rational thinker and Sam Harris has stopped debating to be systematically buggered by particularly frustrated members of the clergy.
From the way its been explained to me Sams re-education is almost complete in that he now has, and I quote, "An asshole like a clowns pocket."
Oh Pope Benedict. You're always using such colourful language. :-)

Anyway, welcome.

Who's Sam Harris? o.o
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#16
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Quote:You start to see the similarities bewteen them all and put two and two together.


Oh, the nut jobs hate it when you equate their invisible friend with other invisible friends.

You'll fit in just fine.

Howdy.
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#17
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Hello!
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(September 16, 2012 at 9:01 am)SeekerOfKnowledge Wrote: Who's Sam Harris? o.o
*Gasp*
One of the four horsemen of the new atheist apocalypse. Basically four guys (Dennett, Hitchens, Dawkins, and Harris) who popularize Atheism nowadays. They wrote a lot of anti-religion and scientific books. Sadly, Hitch passed away last year.
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The true beauty of a self-inquiring sentient universe is lost on those who elect to walk the intellectually vacuous path of comfortable paranoid fantasies.
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(September 17, 2012 at 9:29 pm)System of Solace Wrote: Hello!
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(September 16, 2012 at 9:01 am)SeekerOfKnowledge Wrote: Who's Sam Harris? o.o
*Gasp*
One of the four horsemen of the new atheist apocalypse. Basically four guys (Dennett, Hitchens, Dawkins, and Harris) who popularize Atheism nowadays. They wrote a lot of anti-religion and scientific books. Sadly, Hitch passed away last year.

Wait, Christopher Hitchens? NOOOO!!!!!!!! HE WAS SO FUNNY!!!! He showed up on Bill Mar drinking scotch and still was smart as a whip (allbeit, silly, but smart)!!

So sad. :C

(September 16, 2012 at 11:23 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:You start to see the similarities bewteen them all and put two and two together.


Oh, the nut jobs hate it when you equate their invisible friend with other invisible friends.

You'll fit in just fine.

Howdy.

I know! Wait until you tell them that their god that they liked naming 'God' is not actually his name. It's a canaanite god from their polytheistic religion that was used to form Judaism, hence Christianity. That's what opened my eyes to it. That the god I had worshiped for so many years was nothing but a god from a polytheistic religion but made to be monotheistic. Like a war over 'I'm worshiping Hera! You can worship Zues! But I'm a follower of Hera!' kind of attitude towards it D:
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#19
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Hi. Welcome to AF.org.

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#20
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(September 15, 2012 at 6:00 pm)SeekerOfKnowledge Wrote: Hey! I'm new! (Duh!)


Be nice to me and I'll be nice to you. Big Grin


I have a long exstensive history with several different religions. You start to see the similarities bewteen them all and put two and two together.

Edited because I forget how I come on too strong when I'm excited.

Isn't that kind of excitement religated to the bedroom? Anywho, just ignore my train wreck of a joke and accept my welcome.
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