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A flowchart for choosing your religion

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A flowchart for choosing your religion
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A flowchart for choosing your religion
October 10, 2012 at 6:34 pm
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RE: A flowchart for choosing your religion
October 10, 2012 at 7:27 pm (This post was last modified: October 10, 2012 at 7:30 pm by Rayaan.)
I posted that before, too:
http://atheistforums.org/thread-6703.html

So did Stimbo:
http://atheistforums.org/thread-10208.html

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RE: A flowchart for choosing your religion
October 10, 2012 at 7:56 pm (This post was last modified: October 10, 2012 at 7:57 pm by Darkstar.)
This one seems subtley different from the other two, but the text is almost identical.
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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RE: A flowchart for choosing your religion
October 10, 2012 at 8:01 pm
I did not know Buddhists worshiped any gods.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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RE: A flowchart for choosing your religion
October 10, 2012 at 8:07 pm
None - are you rich and insane - become scientologist.

If I`m not mistaken most scientologists own money to that sect and are more desperate to get out of their dept than insane.
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RE: A flowchart for choosing your religion
October 10, 2012 at 8:49 pm



It wasn't funny the first six times.








But I'm starting to warm to it.

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RE: A flowchart for choosing your religion
October 10, 2012 at 9:16 pm
Dammit! I was hoping I'd get something funky, but I got "atheist"....
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RE: A flowchart for choosing your religion
October 10, 2012 at 9:29 pm
I like the chart. Big Grin
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RE: A flowchart for choosing your religion
October 10, 2012 at 11:26 pm
According to this flowchart I should be a Jehovah's Witness Thinking
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RE: A flowchart for choosing your religion
October 11, 2012 at 2:45 am
(October 10, 2012 at 11:26 pm)Justtristo Wrote: According to this flowchart I should be a Jehovah's Witness Thinking

So you want to believe in the supernatural but you don't believe underwear can be magical? Good luck with that!
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