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Hi, I'm NOT Bob

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Hi, I'm NOT Bob
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Hi, I'm NOT Bob
October 24, 2012 at 8:33 pm
Hell, I don't even know who Bob is.

Anyways, I have a bag of Toritos.

Who wants some? Wink Shades
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RE: Hi, I'm NOT Bob
October 24, 2012 at 10:15 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2012 at 10:15 pm by Darkstar.)
Toritos? I've heard of diritos, but not tiritos. How do you intend to give them to us? Perhaps via teleportation through the screen like in Willy Wonka? And who is Bob? Getting defensive when you haven't been accused of anything is awfully suspicious. Wink

Well, anyway Welcome
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RE: Hi, I'm NOT Bob
October 24, 2012 at 10:23 pm
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Welcome
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RE: Hi, I'm NOT Bob
October 24, 2012 at 10:49 pm
Welcome, but Sam has already got my crisps


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RE: Hi, I'm NOT Bob
October 24, 2012 at 11:05 pm
And Charlie bit my finger:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8s...d_policy=3

Welcome, not-Bob!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hi, I'm NOT Bob
October 24, 2012 at 11:13 pm
Welcome, not Bob! Good thing, too. I know far too many people named Bob already.
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RE: Hi, I'm NOT Bob
October 24, 2012 at 11:15 pm
(October 24, 2012 at 11:13 pm)Aroura Wrote: Welcome, not Bob! Good thing, too. I know far too many people named Bob already.

I actually only know one and I have only met him once.
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RE: Hi, I'm NOT Bob
October 24, 2012 at 11:27 pm
(October 24, 2012 at 11:15 pm)Darkstar Wrote:
(October 24, 2012 at 11:13 pm)Aroura Wrote: Welcome, not Bob! Good thing, too. I know far too many people named Bob already.

I actually only know one and I have only met him once.
I am related to 3! My brother, father, and one uncle. That's already enough, right there, for anyone.
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RE: Hi, I'm NOT Bob
October 25, 2012 at 12:48 am
Hello!
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RE: Hi, I'm NOT Bob
October 25, 2012 at 1:18 am
Yeah.
I hate Bob.
Beware Of Bob.
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