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Why I don't fear hell.
October 30, 2012 at 10:38 am
The reason I don't fear Hell is because Heaven is in fact even hotter than hell. Don't believe me.
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I would rather be in the cooler hell, how about you?
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RE: Why I don't fear hell.
October 30, 2012 at 11:34 am
Heaven is hell because it would be full of pompous, boring, jesus freaks.
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RE: Why I don't fear hell.
October 30, 2012 at 11:37 am
Inb4 somebody counters with "pressure."
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RE: Why I don't fear hell.
October 30, 2012 at 11:43 am
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why I don't fear hell.
October 30, 2012 at 11:45 am
It does Stimbo, doesn't it! ?
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RE: Why I don't fear hell.
October 30, 2012 at 12:20 pm
I'm afraid I have to say that there's a tiny flaw with the Stefan–Boltzmann formula up there... It assumes that the full spectrum of radiation from the sun hits and is absorbed by heaven.
Well, the verse only mentions light, so one could argue that only the visible part of the EM spectrum exists in heaven and, thus, we would have to cut a good portion of the energy that falls upon that place.
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RE: Why I don't fear hell.
October 30, 2012 at 3:33 pm
When you're dead, you're dead.
Temperature is not a cause for concern in the eternal void of oblivion.
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RE: Why I don't fear hell.
October 31, 2012 at 2:03 am
Simply saying "I don't fear Hell because the place is fictional" would have worked but would have also been less entertaining. Kudos.
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