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Gods acts of punishment and miracles.
#11
RE: Gods acts of punishment and miracles.
(November 12, 2012 at 3:51 am)Godschild Wrote: Yep one day my body will pop out of the ground, and if you happen to see people coming out of the ground it will be to late to try and figure out which God did it, that's if you consider it a miracle.

If I ever see previously dead people poping out of the ground, I'm gonna start running!


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#12
RE: Gods acts of punishment and miracles.
(November 12, 2012 at 3:51 am)Godschild Wrote: Yep one day my body will pop out of the ground, and if you happen to see people coming out of the ground it will be to late to try and figure out which God did it, that's if you consider it a miracle.

I doubt I'll consider it a miracle, but I will consider it my duty to put you back into the ground. I mean, we're talking zombies so that's okay right? How often do your religious fantasies play out like a George Romero flick?....fuck man.....

Zombies....in Spaaaaaaaace..(with guitars). I might pay a couple bucks to see that, you're on the right track GC.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#13
RE: Gods acts of punishment and miracles.
Quote:Every person saved into eternal life is a miracle beyond all others


If only you had evidence that such silliness happened, G-C.

But you don't.

You have rather childish beliefs and that does not cut it.
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#14
RE: Gods acts of punishment and miracles.
(November 12, 2012 at 3:51 am)Godschild Wrote: Every person saved into eternal life is a miracle beyond all others,

Eternal life .. now that must be real hell ... especially when the host insist you have a good time ......
"Jesus is like an unpaid babysitter "
R. Gervais
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#15
RE: Gods acts of punishment and miracles.
I don't want to live forever, a couple of 100 years would do me.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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#16
RE: Gods acts of punishment and miracles.
(November 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: I don't want to live forever, a couple of 100 years would do me.

That's to bad, you have no choice in the time you live, God created you for an eternity and an eternity is what you will live, the only choice you have is where. Do you know that only those who are unbelievers feel that way, and I understand it, I would not want to live forever with all the results of sin.

(November 12, 2012 at 5:43 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(November 12, 2012 at 3:51 am)Godschild Wrote: Yep one day my body will pop out of the ground, and if you happen to see people coming out of the ground it will be to late to try and figure out which God did it, that's if you consider it a miracle.

If I ever see previously dead people poping out of the ground, I'm gonna start running!

You can run and hide, you might even try to kill yourself, but you will fail.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#17
RE: Gods acts of punishment and miracles.
Hehehe, you gonna get him GC..is that what's gonna happen? Fuckin jokethread ftw!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#18
RE: Gods acts of punishment and miracles.
(November 12, 2012 at 8:35 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(November 12, 2012 at 5:43 am)pocaracas Wrote: If I ever see previously dead people poping out of the ground, I'm gonna start running!

You can run and hide, you might even try to kill yourself, but you will fail.

And you know this how?
In all likelihood, my life will be quite absent of zombie attacks. If they come after that, it won't be my problem.
Until then, why worry?
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#19
RE: Gods acts of punishment and miracles.
(November 12, 2012 at 8:35 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(November 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: I don't want to live forever, a couple of 100 years would do me.

That's to bad, you have no choice in the time you live, God created you for an eternity and an eternity is what you will live, the only choice you have is where. Do you know that only those who are unbelievers feel that way, and I understand it, I would not want to live forever with all the results of sin.

Hell or 'heaven' would both be hell for me as I would go insane, if your God has any respect or love for me at all, He will get me die permanently so I am like was I was before I was born, A.K.A nothing, no memories , no hopes, dream or fears. If he does not I would find away to kill myself again, even if it take me forever, I will find a way.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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#20
RE: Gods acts of punishment and miracles.
Quote:If I ever see previously dead people poping out of the ground, I'm gonna start running!

And we should prepare our soldiers to aim for the head.
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