The toilet god is definately superior to the parking god.
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So I Prayed Today...
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LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:40 pm
(This post was last modified: November 27, 2012 at 12:45 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
How can so many followers of Toilet God be wrong? There are certainly more people worshiping at that altar than there are worshiping at the other. Even you borrow from Toilet God (petulantly denying it's existence all the while). No matter, Toilet God, as I've said, is benevolent and understanding, and will be there whenever you get over this rebellious phase in your life. The truth of Toilet God is self evident, all you need to do is A/S/K (especially the k part - in case someone is already communing with the almighty..it's rude to interrupt)
Urine comes in, urine goes out....you can't explain that.
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A Japanese anthem to the goddess of the toilet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fwup5OTz...re=related
LastPoet
Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
If the toilet god doesn't grace you with toilet paper, that's the toilet god's plan!
RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:48 pm
(This post was last modified: November 27, 2012 at 12:48 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
It's just a way to help you remember to humble yourself. We could all be a little more humble.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:56 pm
(This post was last modified: November 27, 2012 at 1:07 pm by jonb.)
LastPoet
Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
Now this god is 'sounding' more and more like the usual christian god.
That's because all other gods are mere perversions of the One Truth that is Toilet God.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
*Goddess... the toilet deity is definitely female.
RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 1:09 pm
(This post was last modified: November 27, 2012 at 1:10 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
The Toilet God may be benevolent and understanding, but I am not, if you continue with such heresy I'll put the fuckin leeches to ya..understand?
(in truth, this is a difference that makes no difference, we are one monolithic block of Toilet worshippers are we not, we shouldn't focus on such insignificant things - what would the unbelievers think?)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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